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I assume everybody's rectum smells, what a very strange comment.
2024/25 Dominic Calvert-Lewin
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Blue_Eagle
Player Valuation: £6m
Go away you scruff.
Over 270 comments in the Dom thread before we’ve even kicked a ball, interesting…
Oh no, wait, it’s about people not liking that he wore women’s clothes that one time and a discussion about whether arses smell.
Any comment on the football regarding our main striker who scored in all of the last three friendlies and looks fit and ready to go this season for the first time in years?
Oh no, wait, it’s about people not liking that he wore women’s clothes that one time and a discussion about whether arses smell.
Any comment on the football regarding our main striker who scored in all of the last three friendlies and looks fit and ready to go this season for the first time in years?
Marius57
Player Valuation: £50m
20+ goals this season.
Carlito
Player Valuation: £40m
I was about to laugh, but then I remembered that he's leaving on a free next summer.
So, if ever there was a time.
At the start of last season before the pressure really took over and we had all the points deduction nonsense we were creating so many chances but we had Maupay, just arrived Beto and Chermiti and not match fit Dom.
20+ is a lot, but if we play the way we did at the start of last season (and with Ndiaye and Lindstrom in we do look more creative) and keep putting dangerous balls in the box you could see Dom getting 15 or so even with his erratic finishing quality.
Carlito
Player Valuation: £40m
Ah, there's that laugh.
Just pretend that contract situation doesn't exist. Nothing is his fault and if he wants to run down his contract we should all lay palms at his feet and sing a song for him.
No, he shouldn't feel grateful to the club who persisted with giving him opportunities while he struggled to break into the team and then handsomely rewarded him with a contract on the back of his only solid 18 months of performance which he followed up with three injury ruined seasons of crap goal returns.
But he did score a penalty and managed to slot 1 of his 6 one-on-ones in preseason so we should focus on that instead. Got it.
Lads he might even score 200 goals this season if he gets the service and stays fit.
Lads he might even score 200 goals this season if he gets the service and stays fit.
Let's hope so mate, keep Everton up again.
That seems very unlikely, Jake.Lads he might even score 200 goals this season if he gets the service and stays fit.
20+ is achievable.
Real Madrid will have some player next season
Mbappe needs to prove himself this year or he's out.