In february we are building up the players for the season, and usually on a training camp at La Manga around that time, so it`s not a perfect time to meet you, and we`we haven`t played good clubs in a couple of months then.
Hopefulle we`ll have us a couple of good games against worthy sides, and maybe we`ll have a fair chance.
But I fancy you guys proceeding through the next leg:angry: hehe.
When it comes to the girls, don`t be too hopeful..I don`t know your standards, or I guess I do, but the ugliest girls, are usually those going on away games, heh..You know?Football and girls don`t go hand in hand, and therefore, the ugliest ones are ugliest because they worry & care more bout football, than girl things...
Well girls, that's put us in our place then. Whatever you do, don't wear any lippy to go to the match, you might smash the stereotype!
I wonder what you lads think that the girls think when they see some of you handsome, well groomed chaps at the match. With that oh so pleasant perfume of beer, curry and fags mixed and blended to a delightful aroma......then there's the oh so sexy tummy huggy bits (the bit that hangs over your dangly parts otherwise known as a belly) that show how manly you are.
Let's see now, what else turns me on?.......Oh yes, the hair, yes, the hair!
The nose and ear hair in particular, usually an abundance of hair everywhere except of course on the head. No, the shaved look is so, so macho and sexy. (Only David Beckham can get away with it boys)
Then there's the humour, the way to a woman's heart - several words in particular just tug on my heart strings - but I won't repeat them as they are all roody noody names for ladies bits.........
Ah yes, men at football matches, so divine, I can hardly restrain myself from wanting to rip the kecks off each and every one of you and feasting my body on your sex wand.
Ah, so the secret is out, I don't go to the match to watch the footy and my beloved boys in Blue, I go to check out the talent and the dimensions of assorted lunch boxes..........
Can't wait for the next match....watch out lads, now my secret is out none of you in the LGS will be safe from my roaming hands...