Foot Long Hot Dog
Player Valuation: A packet of pork scratchings
Oh Lord,Apologies if this has been posted, really brightened up my lunch hour:
http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=314077.msg12948323#msg12948323
"However, you go watch some street football in the favelas of latin america and you will see this and much much worse. It is a weird combination of animalistic instinct and playground football as I knew growing up in the UK. All sorts of weird hair pulling, eye poking, biting, rabbit punching, spitting etc"
How could he write that absolute crock of [Poor language removed], without a hint of shame for what is a blatant and complete lie?