Cracker on facebook yesterday.
A Kopite biff on my friend's list screenshot the 'Spurs are interested in John Stones' rumour from one of the tabloids. He then wrote, 'They are linked with Stones, we are linked with Reus. That's the difference.'
Could have targetted this from so many angles, but decided to go this route. I replied, 'Yes, there is a massive difference. One player is an attacking midfielder, and the other is a defender you absolute trumpet. Considering BallSakho and Skrtpants cost use the league last season, Fraudgers could do with signing Stones. Although, he probably doesn't hoof it up the field adequately enough for you long-ball merchants.'
No reply. About 20 likes.
Priceless.