moyeslovechild
Player Valuation: £15m
Cracker on facebook yesterday.
Could have targetted this from so many angles, but decided to go this route. I replied, 'Yes, there is a massive difference. One player is an attacking midfielder, and the other is a defender you absolute trumpet. Considering BallSakho and Skrtpants cost use the league last season, Fraudgers could do with signing Stones. Although, he probably doesn't hoof it up the field adequately enough for you long-ball merchants.'
bit overboard on the nicknames there lad.slight cringe