We haven’t bought a decent striker (ready to go ) since Lukaku
Yes toss of a coin football won’t go down well for much longer imo
Wrexham CF.
DCL is off to West spam and this lad is his replacement
As to your last sentence
I’m assuming you have never met my wife
catcherintherye
Player Valuation: £80m
I'm not sure. I'm fine with it. If we can get to 50 points ish again that will do me.
Pickford and at least 3 of our starting back 4 (assuming Patterson still isn’t getting a sniff) absent, along with our new CB who would, at a minimum be cover in place of one of the clowns who started tonight. Jesper to come in for Harrison I’d assume, as well.
Don’t get me wrong, that XI still should have won tonight, but it’s not the catastrophe many seem to think. Dyche has just beasted the players physically as well, which is not going to be the case before any future games.
This part of preseason is all about fitness. Let’s save our moaning for when we’re crap in all of our league games.
Don’t get me wrong, that XI still should have won tonight, but it’s not the catastrophe many seem to think. Dyche has just beasted the players physically as well, which is not going to be the case before any future games.
This part of preseason is all about fitness. Let’s save our moaning for when we’re crap in all of our league games.
Community chest….
Bill kenwright has been appointed chairman…. Mortgage all your property and then pay 80% of your total “worth” to the other players…
Then go to jail
UltraVires
Player Valuation: £8m
I said bad not big...
We’ll have zero ambition as a fan. To finish 11th or 12th while playing the worst football in the league, is not what I want as a fan.
catcherintherye
Player Valuation: £80m
Very true mate. But look, we are rebuilding aren't we? I'm not sure how much blame I put on Dyche.
We can try nice football like Lampard, and quite honestly it didn't work.
Harrison, McNeil and doucoure start the first game 100%
The Irish Sea is at the bottom of my road, so I haven’t got far to walk if that’s the case.
We’re picking up some decent pieces now but still sadly short. Without a Dom sale I can’t see how we can really fund anything substantial. Maybe a freebie and filling some more loan spots.
UltraVires
Player Valuation: £8m
This is a fun game and the options are endless.
"Refuse to sell any of your properties unless some mad Iranian accountant comes calling and offers to buy your properties for 200% of asking price while still letting you live there"
"Appoint a CEO of a large commercial entity who only has experience of running a charity because Unsy said shes a top girl"
"Sign so many number 10s that you have to cast one of them as James in the remake of the technicolour dreamcoat"
But that’s what makes me laugh, fans will say lampard the worst manager in our life time and then say, these players can’t play football, Lampard tried that.
I get some fans think he’s done an amazing job, but some our blinded by the previous manager’s, the way the club has been a shambles off the pitch. Fans desperate the last season at goodison is in the prem and the first season at BMD.
But 6 months into BMD and if dyche is still manager, fans paying a lot more money and expecting the club to kick on, will be a lot more vocal about having 30% possession, booting it long, hoping to score off corners.