So you don't know where you get your numbers from? I get it from transfer sites and salary sites, cross checked by the Everton accounts. Transfermarkt tends to be almost exactly accurate with Everyone accounts.
For example, Richarlisons sale to Spurs. How much do you think he sold for?
Hello Everton football club, how can I help today?
Oh, hr department please.
Can I ask who is calling?
Yeah, I’m just some guy on the internet really, let’s go with Peter
Okay…. Peter, ermmm once second.
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…. Hello HR
Hello, my name is Peter, I was just wondering can you please tell me what weekly wage Richarlison was earning? Oh and then also what the exact terms of him moving to Spurs was, thanks.
…. One second please.
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…. Everttttttonn
.… you never shon ….
…. Hello Peter?
Hello!
Okay we have looked into this and our happy to give you the required information.
…. Ok, ermmm, great
Richarlison earned 75k per week at Everton and the terms of his move to Spurs was 10m up front, the rest to be paid via direct debit into Bill Kenwright’s personal Virgin Money account. That amount was another 40m over the next five years.
Oh …. Where the no extras like say another ten million is Spurs won the league?
…. Peter?
Yeah?
Spurs won’t win the league, is this a crank call?
No no no I just plucked this out of the sky.
Oh, okay….
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And one other thing was when Bill Kenwright passed away all the money owed was considered paid so now all Spurs actually owe according to this contract is a bag of Quavers and three bags of Harribo Starmix
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Okay, well thanks for your time, what was your name?
…. Mine? Oh ermm Denice
…. Not Baxendale Barrett I hope!
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Phone call ends.