Everton Summer 2024 Transfer Thread

[blueboy72]

Atalanta dropping €20m on a defender suggests to me that the Beto stuff was never really a goer..

They’re linked to another striker and have lost their main number 9, so I’d bet they buy another striker

 

[Goat]

we’re is the 90m kev? get your money out from your nose

The 90m is mostly in bricks and mortar.

 

[Brisan123]

That's not the discussion.

It’s not a discussion
It’s some of us banging our heads against the wall and the wall is answering back

 

[The T-Dex]

They’re linked to another striker and have lost their main number 9, so I’d bet they buy another striker

Aye, Scamacca's figuratively exploded. Out for a longgg time.

 

[Brisan123]

In 2020, Manchester City scored 102 goals, they finished 2nd to Liverpool, who scored 85 goals.

Liverpool scored 20 less goals and gained 18 more points.

Simple mathematics to quote a poster

 

[Brisan123]

That's only 2.68 goals/match. If they had a better striker and scored 6 goals per match, they would have won the league.

If my aunt was transgender she would be my uncle , but she’s not ,,,,,,,,,,,as far as I know

 

[Brisan123]

Ok, the year Leicester won the Title they scored 68 goals.

City finished 4th on 71.

That had to hurt the booster you replied to

 

[Brisan123]

Your 5 year old scored 12 then? Impressive

I heard the goung lad has been on Zats radar for our first team for a while now

Do you live in Khalistan by any chance

 

[Hellerad]

It’s almost like you can’t simplify football into scoring or defending.

It’s almost like you need both.

4th in goals conceded. 19th in goals scored.

We’ve made moves to create defensive depth and to improve our attacking starters.

And those moves suggest we trust our defense and our strikers but don’t trust our midfielders……

Can’t say I disagree.

 

[Brisan123]

Wtf are you virgins on about

Fastest finger first

Put these words in the order in which they appear in a well known phrase
A Black
B Calling
C Kettle
D Pot
Press your buttons. Now

 

[Hellerad]

Fastest finger first

Put these words in the order in which they appear in a well known phrase
A Black
B Calling
C Kettle
D Pot
Press your buttons. Now

if I had fast fingers I wouldn’t be a virgin

 

[Brisan123]

I am indeed warming more and more to Phillips, with only 3 weeks of the window left, I am starting to tweak.

Just spit my coffee out
I had to read that twice , I thought you said twerk

 

[Blast_of_Cannock]

He's about 4ft tall.

What's the opposite of nominative determinism

 

[Brisan123]

we’re not trying to win the league though are we? Having a goalscorer always means you have a chance to nick a few points where maybe you’re not expected to. That’s what keeps you up, winning games, you have to score to win

Leicester had Vardy the year they won the league
Leicester had Vardy the year they got relegated

 

[Brisan123]

if I had fast fingers I wouldn’t be a virgin

Aye a wise man once said
You can give more pleasure with the tip of your tongue or , one inch of finger than you can with 8 inches of manhood


I think it was @Bungle