Everton Summer 2024 Transfer Thread

[MisterJ]

Transfer virgins, permission to attack you through unkind diatribe please.

Granted, knock yourself out

 

[Groucho]

Big fan of the first name Largie

 

[Paul Rideout]

Hang on you haven’t even enthused over him. My bad, apologies.

Largie Ramazani of Almeria.

Sounds like a well endowed Italian porn star

 

[Neiler]

More of a winger.

 

[Tony’s Carp]

Sounds like a well endowed Italian porn star

Go get Gnonto too and see how our opponents cope with a pounding from Largie-Willy

 

[BainesontoastNEW]

Kev must go to the Costa de Almeria on the regular. Wasn't Bilal Toure at Almeria, too?

 

[NeilMorepies]

Transfer virgins, permission to attack you through unkind diatribe please.

That aren’t taking note

Starmer’s Bozo Blitz is coming for them.

 

[dixiesdisciple]

If only we had money. This lad could be a starter at right back and cover for CB. Would allow us to get rid of Holgate, Keane and Patterson!

 

[bluestevon]

If only we had money. This lad could be a starter at right back and cover for CB. Would allow us to get rid of Holgate, Keane and Patterson!

Think like with nearly all the Chelsea players he's vastly over priced mate

 

[Vortexgaz]

Just a question would you sell JB for 65m if it ment we went and got a RW CF CB and a LB

I would hate to sell him personally but if it guaranteed us geting in the above I would do it but this is Everton we would sell and not bring in anyone

 

[argietoffee]

That had to be his porn name?

- Enorme Argie

 

[Tony’s Carp]

Think like with nearly all the Chelsea players he's vastly over priced mate

They've also stuck everyone on mad wages which is why they're having to try every trick in the book to force them out the door.

 

[billyblue80]

Just a question would you sell JB for 65m if it ment we went and got a RW CF CB and a LB

I would hate to sell him personally but if it guaranteed us geting in the above I would do it but this is Everton we would sell and not bring in anyone

In what remains of the window? No chance we get all of those positions in the time left, we need a full back and midfielder more than a CB we have five on the books right now. Plus we want 70m minimum for JB who will only be worth more next summer. DCL will go with some of the dead wood and we will bring a few in. JB will be sold next summer but we shouldn't sell now.

 

[TheNinja]

Richarlison on loan

Already got Dele on loan from Spurs, can you have 2 from the same club?

 

[bluestevon]

They've also stuck everyone on mad wages which is why they're having to try every trick in the book to force them out the door.

Yeah same issue united have at the minute as well with no signs they've learned their lesson.

Both are seeing deals fall though noticeable on outgoings, and both seem to be having to rely on loans with (hopeful) options to buy.

Such a crying shame