Everton Summer 2024 Transfer Thread

The 2 Gaffer Days backfiring in terms of injuries as we knew they would.

Simply put he's a dinosaur.

Running up sandhills to get ready to play game of footy on perfect pitches, guess two days never seeing a ball is the biggest indication yet of his footy philosophy of lots of running around out of possession.

The utter tool.didny even see how during that horrid run from Christmas till the extended break it was in massive sorry due to 5-6 of the ever presents looking absolutely worn out - McNeil, Garner, Harrison and DCL had nothing in their legs during that period and from memory a good few broke down with injuries (McNeil, Doucs, Coleman, Patterson from memory maybe Gueye too).

It's clear it puts miles into the players legs which takes its toll midway through the season, it also doesn't even have the benefit of starting sharp as the type of fitness training we are doing is just like circuit training by the looks of it which doesn't translate to playing f'ing footy well.
 
Simply put he's a dinosaur.

Running up sandhills to get ready to play game of footy on perfect pitches, guess two days never seeing a ball is the biggest indication yet of his footy philosophy of lots of running around out of possession.

The utter tool.didny even see how during that horrid run from Christmas till the extended break it was in massive sorry due to 5-6 of the ever presents looking absolutely worn out - McNeil, Garner, Harrison and DCL had nothing in their legs during that period and from memory a good few broke down with injuries (McNeil, Doucs, Coleman, Patterson from memory maybe Gueye too).

It's clear it puts miles into the players legs which takes its toll midway through the season, it also doesn't even have the benefit of starting sharp as the type of fitness training we are doing is just like circuit training by the looks of it which doesn't translate to playing f'ing footy well.
How dare you.
 
Simply put he's a dinosaur.

Running up sandhills to get ready to play game of footy on perfect pitches, guess two days never seeing a ball is the biggest indication yet of his footy philosophy of lots of running around out of possession.

The utter tool.didny even see how during that horrid run from Christmas till the extended break it was in massive sorry due to 5-6 of the ever presents looking absolutely worn out - McNeil, Garner, Harrison and DCL had nothing in their legs during that period and from memory a good few broke down with injuries (McNeil, Doucs, Coleman, Patterson from memory maybe Gueye too).

It's clear it puts miles into the players legs which takes its toll midway through the season, it also doesn't even have the benefit of starting sharp as the type of fitness training we are doing is just like circuit training by the looks of it which doesn't translate to playing f'ing footy well.
You would certainly think given the number of injuries and him complaining of lack of numbers it might be an idea if he sits down with the clubs sports science staff and looks at the pre season routine and if improvements/changes can be made.
 

You would certainly think given the number of injuries and him complaining of lack of numbers it might be an idea if he sits down with the clubs sports science staff and looks at the pre season routine and if improvements/changes can be made.
I get Dyche’s thinking. The better shape you are in, the less likely you are to get injured. Unfortunately, I don’t think he got the memo that endurance is a long term goal and not something that can be gained in a day by putting players through the ultimate wipeout guillotine American ninja warrior MXC Challenge. If they are not prepared for it, they are likely to pick up a knock.
 
You would certainly think given the number of injuries and him complaining of lack of numbers it might be an idea if he sits down with the clubs sports science staff and looks at the pre season routine and if improvements/changes can be made.

The pre season routine is discussed in full by Sean, Woany and Stoney over a lamb bhuna and a crate of Cobra.
We don’t need sports science nonsense.
 
I'm hoping for 17th place come the end of the season, so losing the first two games is par for the course.

We will win enough games to avoid relegation.

We will need to replace JB next season, but as long as we keep Keane and/or Holgate we will be fine.

Ensuring Dyche stays is also paramount.
I like the optimistic contrariness, hopefully the Universe hears you instead of Moshiri as it sounds like something he would use for his business plan.
 

I get Dyche’s thinking. The better shape you are in, the less likely you are to get injured. Unfortunately, I don’t think he got the memo that endurance is a long term goal and not something that can be gained in a day by putting players through the ultimate wipeout guillotine American ninja warrior MXC Challenge. If they are not prepared for it, they are likely to pick up a knock.
There is a scientific proof that this is true. We were one of the most active squad for distance run yet barely injuries or cramps.

Still tactical work shouldn't be neglected... That's the problem on Dyche.
 

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