Everton Summer Transfer Thread - 2022

[COYBL25]

Been on holiday since last Wednesday and having a sneaky look at my phone

Anything happened

Same thing that happens every transfer window, mass insanity and bed wetting.

 

[longers]

Never thought in my lifetime a team like southern softie spuds could cherry pick Everton players. Shameful.

They have been a more attractive club to join for most of my life. Despite rarely winning anything in modernish times they have always been able to attract glamour names going back to 90s.

I mean Pienaar wanted to ditch us to go to them so it was the same a decade or so ago

 

[jonnyboy316]

Time for the updated predicted lineup for the opening game

Pickford
Coleman Tarks Keane Myko
Douc Winks Iwobi
Gray DCL McNeil

 

[hktoffee]

Palhinha £16.5 million + £4 million in add ons. Lol and we want Winks for similar money.

 

[longers]

Similar to yours I imagine.

We don't even have a champions league qualification certificate

 

[hktoffee]

Time for the updated predicted lineup for the opening game

Pickford
Coleman Tarks Keane Myko
Douc Winks Iwobi
Gray DCL McNeil

Koff McNeil.

 

[Infernus]

Same thing that happens every transfer window, mass insanity and bed wetting.

Bet wetting you say? Don't mind if I do. Just checked with my local online book maker and we are one of the favourites for the drop, only 5/1 at the moment. If we don't make moves soon in the old transfer market I can't see them being too far wrong. Ah, that familiar moist feeling!

 

[Mashtray]

Give me a bidding WAR

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

Bet wetting you say? Don't mind if I do. Just checked with my local online book maker and we are one of the favourites for the drop, only 5/1 at the moment. If we don't make moves soon in the old transfer market I can't see them being too far wrong. Ah, that familiar moist feeling!

We arent going down

 

[Zeitgeist]

Time for the updated predicted lineup for the opening game

Pickford
Coleman Tarks Keane Myko
Douc Winks Iwobi
Gray DCL McNeil

McNeil is plop

 

[BainesontoastNEW]

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Give me a bidding WAR

Would be ideal for us.

 

[catcherintherye]

Palhinha £16.5 million + £4 million in add ons. Lol and we want Winks for similar money.

We want Winks on loan.

 

[TheBigIguana]

Richarlison is a Current full Brazilian international and highly regarded.

In my opinion you would have a completely different opinion of Richarlison if he played for a different team

I can say with considerable confidence that if Richarlison was the exact same player but was at Wolves and we were rumored to be offering 50m for him I would be horrified

 

[catcherintherye]

I can say with considerable confidence that if Richarlison was the exact same player but was at Wolves and we were rumored to be offering 50m for him I would be horrified

Because it would be the wrong pool for us to be shopping in.

But that's pretty much what Liverpool did with Jota, who looks a very good deal.

 

[Lobster Johnson]

I can say with considerable confidence that if Richarlison was the exact same player but was at Wolves and we were rumored to be offering 50m for him I would be horrified

And you'd be just as wrong.