Everton Summer Transfer Thread - 2022

[RomanReigns]

Mbabu and Tagliafico combined for less than 10 mil would have improved us tenfold

 

[Jamiednm]

We could do worse than signing Gordon Wankshaft from Carlisle United. Only 31, scored 17 goals over the last four seasons and at just 10 stone 3lbs wet through, is unlikely to pick up many bookings or red cards.

 

[Gooner66789]

Why are you guys not in for Grillitsch, comfortably one of the better midfielders on the market, and going for free.

In talk's with Brighton like, but he'd be a good pick-up

 

[trueblue84]

We could do worse than signing Gordon Wankshaft from Carlisle United. Only 31, scored 17 goals over the last four seasons and at just 10 stone 3lbs wet through, is unlikely to pick up many bookings or red cards.

We've already got a team full of wankshafts. We don't need another one.

 

[Bluemersey]

Is he actually on record or just being reported? Like has he actually been quoted as saying that? Btw, Forest are paying him £190k a week mate... £190k a week for Jesse Lingard. Are you suggesting we should have matched that offer?

I don't think we know on the other two. Can you link me the Nunes quotes? We had him all lined up last year, Rafael pulled the plug on that one, but aye he was never ever a target this year, that was nonsense in the Portuguese media. Broja, maybe he would have been interested had we been able to match West Ham's offer to Chelsea? But I think West Ham right now have one over on us, sadly - they have European football, he'll be staying in London and are a stable club. We aren't.

I think relegation is a danger, of course I do, but that doesn't mean I'm dead set on it definitely happening, it's a long old season and it's not started yet, so honestly after the stress of March-May I'm simply refusing to stress in July. It's not healthy.,

Lol the stress starts in August instead. We get a month of respite in December due to the world cup but as most of our players won't be participating then perhaps we will be fresh come boxing day but I doubt it matters with this squad. I don't even think Frank will be our manager by that point either.

 

[Colonel Getafe]

No idea how we got what we got for him, same as Oxlade-chamberlain.

£30m for Perrie Edwards' backup dancer. At least Iwobi is semi-competent sometimes and available for selection more than 0.4% of the time.

 

[Bluemersey]

Almost certainly. It's crazy.

You could probably go back through 3 summer transfer threads saying the same thing.

 

[Bluemersey]

Why are you guys not in for Grillitsch, comfortably one of the better midfielders on the market, and going for free.

In talk's with Brighton like, but he'd be a good pick-up

Think we have to pay him wages possibly

 

[Colonel Getafe]

Mbabu and Tagliafico combined for less than 10 mil would have improved us tenfold

and bag us fifty points on Scrabble! ?

 

[Gooner66789]

Mbabu and Tagliafico combined for less than 10 mil would have improved us tenfold

Add Grillitsch on a free and the young lad s'ton signed for £11m and that's a pretty good window in regards to net spend. Handily good window.

 

[joebocop]

Mbabu and Tagliafico combined for less than 10 mil would have improved us tenfold

I can't believe this deals are happening so cheaply. And our name is nowhere to be seen. Very sensible business for Fulham and Leeds *sigh*

 

[BigDuncTributeBand]

The security guard were I work who is a gooner said the day after we signed him with a massive smile he's your problem now thanks for the lottery win.

Pfffft, says a lot that we’d have been better off with your security guard pal as our director of football/head scout than the shower we pay millions of pounds a year to do the job. Is he still available, we should make him an offer.

 

[roydo]

Why are you guys not in for Grillitsch, comfortably one of the better midfielders on the market, and going for free.

In talk's with Brighton like, but he'd be a good pick-up

Does he play for Burnley?

If not, thats the answer.

 

[Colonel Getafe]

Think we have to pay him wages possibly

goddamn greedy 'ballers wanting paying every week! what's the world come to?!

I miss the days when they'd do it just for a crisp hi-five from blue Billy in the tunnel...

 

[trueblue84]

goddamn greedy 'ballers wanting paying every week! what's the world come to?!

I miss the days when they'd do it just for a crisp hi-five from blue Billy in the tunnel...

To be fair, if we stopped paying our current squad, what are they going to do about it? down tools?