Everton Summer transfers 2021

[Big Sams Undies]

Going to lose sleep over this

Take it you weren’t around for the Howard Kendall mark 2 and 3, Mike Walker and Walter Smith times, plus Fat Sam!

Oh no, I was.

This is the culmination of 30 years of being a laughing stock, not a single transfer window.

 

[Terrarian]

 

[ValBlue]

Would really like McNeil but wouldn’t blame him if he went to Villa. That being said, he’d definitely be our starting winger - not sure what Villa’s situation is

 

[windymiller]

Villa want McNeil as well. I wouldn’t be at all surprised if he goes with them instead.

If you are looking at trajectories which team would you pick?

He might want to stay in the NW, I suppose. Not arsed either way to be honest, he's a good player but he's hardly a transformative signing. Plus he's another slow player in an already sedentary side.

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

You really can't see that happening? Have you never Evertoned before!

No, I can't do it.

Been supporting for 30 years so yes I have definitely been Evertoned before.

What's the point of moping around every day because you're Everton sad.

 

[windymiller]

Been supporting for 30 years so yes I have definitely been Evertoned before.

What's the point of moping around every day because you're Everton sad.

In all honesty, I should take a break from Everton, nothing about this club is heading in the right direction. But I'm like a crack addict, I know it's going to make me miserable but I'm out selling my nan's telly for a bit more Everton.

 

[dutchblue54]

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Someone else please confirm I didn’t just dream this. This actually happened yeah?

exactly: for all his injuries and lack of effort in defending this is the type of quality we need to target. Not Gray, Townsend and sorry McNeill

 

[MACCA75]

Football has moved on from the days of two wide men getting to byline and putting crosses in for a big number nine.

I wish we’d brought Potter in tbh.

 

[ForeverBlue92]

In all honesty, I should take a break from Everton, nothing about this club is heading in the right direction. But I'm like a crack addict, I know it's going to make me miserable but I'm out selling my nan's telly for a bit more Everton.

You just need to atone mate. Accept we aint winning the league in an era of Oil Gulf States owning clubs and the farce that is FFP and hope we do enough to sneak a trophy or a European finish.

I've accepted that and life is less stressful as a result of it.

 

[windymiller]

You just need to atone mate. Accept we aint winning the league in an era of Oil Gulf States owning clubs and the farce that is FFP and hope we do enough to sneak a trophy or a European finish.

I've accepted that and life is less stressful as a result of it.

How can anyone enjoy sport when they accept that the object of their fandom will never achieve anything? Why bother? In that case there would be no Leicesters and we should have just let the ESL happen.

 

[NilSatisOptimum]

Its if Benny was brought in because of his management tenure at Newcastle... Crazy I know.

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

In all honesty, I should take a break from Everton, nothing about this club is heading in the right direction. But I'm like a crack addict, I know it's going to make me miserable but I'm out selling my nan's telly for a bit more Everton.

I hear you.

I tell myself that it's just soccer, not life and death, and then I go and play a round of golf...

 

[sageyefc]

Clubs on its ass

 

[windymiller]

Its if Benny was brought in because of his management tenure at Newcastle... Crazy I know.

Nah, he was brought in because of his record at Dalian Pro. Impressive stuff. Out of curiosity his work at which club do you think was the basis of his recruitment? He failed at Inter and Real Madrid, so it's not them. He did OK at Napoli but not spectacularly so. It must be Valencia right?

 

[Bungle]

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Someone else please confirm I didn’t just dream this. This actually happened yeah?

We've finally landed big Dean after a battle with Hull and Riquelme has succumbed to our charms at long last, could be one hell of a season this. You appear to have been living in some bizarre reality my friend.