Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[tbone1970]

It's gearing up to be a fun day on deadline day.

 

[Neiler]

What's the definition of a key pass, footballs gone crackers.

I blame sky, evening whispers, transfertotaliser, power rankings.

The next step is drinking poweraide, talking about franchises and global brands and actually listening to Jamie Carragher about anything to do with football.

 

[wainy]

In no way should Hal Robson-Kanu be wearing Royal Blue. He's absolute dross. Got Mirallas and Del who can play there if we are really that stuck.

 

[marsh]

Anything new?

 

[Legend Barry Horne]

If it got to the last few minutes of the transfer window and all other targets had give us the middle finger I would not hesitate to snap him up as a stop gap, back up/super sub, think Beckford. I can't bear to see Kone in Royal blue again and Niasse is off, if that means HRK for 6 months then so be it. If nothing else he will be motivated and is physically able, same cannot be said for our current options.

NO. Please not Robson Kanu

 

[Legend Barry Horne]

Robson-Kanu scored a good goal against Belgium, everybody went a wee bit crazy but now it is time for sanity to prevail. He is not a Premier League footballer.

Spot on assessment

 

[Tigger]

NO. Please not Robson Kanu

Kone has turned me to this, I am sorry it's just the ramblings of a desperate man.

 

[Bally8]

Nothing in the rags?

 

[Neiziro]

Was hoping for a Joyce-bomb around about now.

 

[Goat]

Was hoping for a Joyce-bomb around about now.

Oh its coming.

I can smell it.

 

[Bally8]

Oh its coming.

I can smell it.

Is it toxic sewage or we talking Creed Aftershave here?

 

[Goat]

Is it toxic sewage or we talking Creed Aftershave here?

Denim with a hint of Brute.

 

[chippy1722]

Swansea to offer Montero a new deal to stave off interest from Everton, this is the latest link.


I wonder if work will give me a rise if I tell them Everton are interested. That seems to be the way things go at the moment.

 

[Tel001]

People getting carried away? Koeman said 4 more, maximum. We have one. 3 more (Max) to go.

Never will someone have gotten so rich from doing so little as Chebes.

Hmmmm.... Niasse, mgeady, gibson.... And that's just Everton... Jonathan Woodgate has to be the all time richest person for the fewest games played I reckon

 

[Goat]

People getting carried away? Koeman said 4 more, maximum. We have one. 3 more (Max) to go.

He never once mentioned the word maximum.