Match Thread Everton v Fulham - Preview, Match Report and MotM Poll

[Clarky cat]

Where’s Gray?! ffs

 

[Woolverhampton_Blue]

Maupay has killed my buzz.

 

[Ivo]

Wasn't thinking we could keep this tight and snatch a one nil... But looking at that line up.... Jeez!! 0-3.

 

[Moomin]

This is our year!!

 

[overkill]

Well if this goes to script, we will start well, tail off after 10 minutes, Keane will gift them a goal by making an average player look like maradona in his prime, Paterson will go off injured and will be out until February, young will be played in 3 or 4 different positions to fill in for players feigning injury because they just don’t fancy it and maupay will just run around a bit and barely touch the ball. Meanwhile, Fulham will bang in 4 and start thinking they are top 5 material when in reality they are bottom 8.

This seems like it will be accurate lol

 

[Buckers]

All of a sudden our dreams are crushed.

 

[Clarky cat]

This is basically the same Fulham side that slapped us last year, except this time we're even weaker as McNeil is out.

And they don’t have Willian who was the best player on the pitch by a mile

 

[carolinablue232]

Where’s Gray?! ffs

Probs knocking on Fulham locker room door begging to be let in

 

[Bramley-Girl Dock]

Patterson needs to lay down a challenge today

 

[God Benfrey]

Would rather cannon started

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Ah, the sweet smell of match day angst.

Welcome back to Everton.

 

[Tipp blue]

Is DCL still getting paid? He's taking the piss at this stage..

 

[phildp]

Any where in town to watch this guys, always hard to track down 1st game of the season?

 

[RomanReigns]

Who is the first Everton player to get sent off for time wasting then?

 

[Drico]

All of a sudden our dreams are crushed.

*looks at calendar and wonders if people were missing June and July in theirs...*