Match Thread Everton v Fulham - Preview, Match Report and MotM Poll

[Dharma]

Anyone else feel like giving up ?

This club just doesn't deserve my effort.

 

[Clarky cat]

Relegation thread made after 12 minutes. Thoughts?

 

[Zatara]

The spine of the team looks solid…. Seriously. We have absolutely no width, we have a midfield that can’t create or score goals. A striker that can’t score goals, and a defender that shouldn’t even be in the PL.

Keane + Maupay

Computer says no.

 

[Dublin blue 75]

At least we dont have the indignity of two keepers on the bench today. Good job Thelwell.

 

[Tipp blue]

Really don't see where a goal is coming from here, Jesus first day of the season and we've deployed a worse starting 11

Maupay hattrick incoming.

 

[Paul Rideout]

Please forget to cheer at the appropriate times during player announcements. Booing on the cards at HT

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

Maupay has killed my buzz.

I wonder if Chermiti has a 7-day return policy?

 

[Wat Tyler]

I’ve missed Everton and I’ve missed these match threads

I really, really, really haven’t missed Everton.

 

[Bez2k2k]

I was optimistic, now I’m dreading the thought of Fulham stuffing us at home on the first game of the season. How can DCL not be ready, how can Danjuma be on the bench, how can Garner be right wing, how can Maupay be up front, just madness from us all the time.

 

[ForeverEverton]

Everton to win 2-1. Goals from Maupay and Gana. 0-1 at half time as well.

Maupay will not score unless it is a penalty which we don`t get in the PL

 

[Zatara]

Where’s Gray?! ffs

With Holgate hopefully on their way out

 

[Drico]

This is basically the same Fulham side that slapped us last year, except this time we're even weaker as McNeil is out.

Away win. Same as last term. Nothing has changed - except we are somehow even worse now.

 

[Houghty19]

That team sheet has left me completely bemused. How after watching maupay is he starting when his comments on DCL were basically he needs minutes so I know I'll not even put him on the bench, and don't get me started on Keane at the back the bloke he dropped last season because he was so inept has now all of a sudden become a starter. My blood is boiling.

 

[BigDuncTributeBand]

The spine of the team looks solid…. Seriously. We have absolutely no width, we have a midfield that can’t create or score goals. A striker that can’t score goals, and a defender that shouldn’t even be in the PL.

Width isn’t the spine of the team, you tool. and solid isn’t creative or free scoring.

 

[varnish]

Iwobi hat trick. 3-0 to the blues and a lot of early thread vaulting.