I would count this as a terrible home game. On their midden it would be considered a good, scrappy point, but we were absolutely awful. A better team would have murdered us!
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Player Valuation: £20m
Non-biased player ratings.
Stekelenburg - 3/10 - Unforgivable mistake, just not good enough.
Coleman - 4/10 - Looks a shadow of his old self. Was quietly happy he was forced off.
Williams - 7/10 - Didn't look troubled all game.
Mori - 5/10 - Very rash decision making I felt. Didn't make any huge errors, just poor passing in general.
Baines - 6/10 - Doesn't attack like he used to, but he wasn't troubled much in defence and cool with the penalty.
Barry - 5/10 - Looked leggy, poor distribution, could have been sent off with loads of niggly fouls.
Gueye - 9/10 - As usual man of the match, dominated Pogba first half, won the penalty, what else can you ask for? He's brilliant.
Mirallas - 6/10 - Little impact on the game, as usual, but despite that more influential than Barkley.
Cleverley 4/10 - Horrific showing all in all, despite a largely positive first 10/15 minutes.
Bolasie - 5/10 - Did a few decent crosses in the first half, but by and large - as is always the case - so much lacking in real quality it's scary.
Lukaku - 5/10 - No service and no individual moments of inspiration.
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Valencia - 8/10 - Thought he made a real difference and with the state of our players this season I think even that is enough for him to start v Watford.
Holgate - 7/10 - Looked strong and I'd rather he starts right back than Seamus who flatters to deceive so much nowadays.
Deulofeu - 5/10 - No impact, as per.
Stekelenburg - 3/10 - Unforgivable mistake, just not good enough.
Coleman - 4/10 - Looks a shadow of his old self. Was quietly happy he was forced off.
Williams - 7/10 - Didn't look troubled all game.
Mori - 5/10 - Very rash decision making I felt. Didn't make any huge errors, just poor passing in general.
Baines - 6/10 - Doesn't attack like he used to, but he wasn't troubled much in defence and cool with the penalty.
Barry - 5/10 - Looked leggy, poor distribution, could have been sent off with loads of niggly fouls.
Gueye - 9/10 - As usual man of the match, dominated Pogba first half, won the penalty, what else can you ask for? He's brilliant.
Mirallas - 6/10 - Little impact on the game, as usual, but despite that more influential than Barkley.
Cleverley 4/10 - Horrific showing all in all, despite a largely positive first 10/15 minutes.
Bolasie - 5/10 - Did a few decent crosses in the first half, but by and large - as is always the case - so much lacking in real quality it's scary.
Lukaku - 5/10 - No service and no individual moments of inspiration.
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Valencia - 8/10 - Thought he made a real difference and with the state of our players this season I think even that is enough for him to start v Watford.
Holgate - 7/10 - Looked strong and I'd rather he starts right back than Seamus who flatters to deceive so much nowadays.
Deulofeu - 5/10 - No impact, as per.
Last 30 minutes was the best we've played in about three months.
We had two strikers on - and got the goal we deserved.
Pittsburgh Footy
Player Valuation: £35m
To be fair I thought Rom ran his nuts off in the second half, winning the ball back a few times in midfield
Osamabindiesel
Player Valuation: £60m
I think our problem with Bolasie is we key on him too much when he is on the pitch. Geri plays as more of a complimentary piece which allows the ball to flow more. That isn't Bolasie's fault honestly but it is something I noticed.
Disagree with this. Thought he did well, light years ahead of Bolasie. Would have been a different story if Rojo had got what he deserved.
Also massive credit to Gana, had Pogba in his back pocket - same with Holgate and Rashford.
Ron Burgundy
Player Valuation: £15m
Phil Jones saying Utd dominated the game. what is he talking about, the ugly cretin.
Zatara
Player Valuation: £100m
Not really 'in disguise'....anyone can see how rubbish he is.
Coleman and him are as usefull on the right as hibbert and osman
United had two shots on target.
Their goal (purely down to Stek) and one that roled through to him. They hit the post.
We had, IIRC, 8 attempts on target and about 15 overall.
We actually restricted them very well. They had enough quality on that pitch to do a lot more.
It went better when that clown got injured
Ring master
Player Valuation: £90m
Valencia for me feels like hes done more in the few mins last game and this game than what Lukaku has done in 3-4 games etc,for me when Lukaku isnt getting the service he wants,he should run arouind wanting the ball,fighting etc,he did it for a min late on in 2nd half etc
Bolasie was wasteful today, aye. Put in two very good crosses but went missing far too often.
Del was worse though. By far.
Norwegian Cow
Player Valuation: £35m
the difference today was gueye, and having valencia and holgate coming on. Deulofeu wasnt a piece in this win.
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