Jags..class
Player Valuation: £70m
Oh yeah mate he's a friggin robot who doesn't read the news, doesn't check the TV, doesn't know anything about the numerous pundits who slate him for being the best footballing center half in ages, doesn't hear the fans who boo him and shout at him whenever he tries to walk the ball out (because he's got no ears) and has no emotions whatsoever (only circuitry, because he's a robot)
'Koff
Stones will get onto his agent soon. Get me out of this pit now.