Dymak
Player Valuation: £40m
I think he is a mingebag ponce, to be honest. Buying Everton at a discount, in a way which saw him 'pay off the debt' through providing a loan rather than allowing the debt to form part of the purchase price. Selling our best players to enable transfer expenditure and a worsening of squad quality, trying to ponce a new stadium without paying a penny himself!
So he's spent a bit of money but it's miniscule in Premier League terms and doesn't even come close to reaching the asking price for Newcastle United. When he does spend money, it's to correct his mistakes and prevent us from dropping off a cliff edge!
Lets hope he can oversee a decent summer transfer window for once. You know, one where he don't sell our best players and replace them with absolute crap, so that we have to turn to Sam Allardyce to prevent our relegation.
So he's spent a bit of money but it's miniscule in Premier League terms and doesn't even come close to reaching the asking price for Newcastle United. When he does spend money, it's to correct his mistakes and prevent us from dropping off a cliff edge!
Lets hope he can oversee a decent summer transfer window for once. You know, one where he don't sell our best players and replace them with absolute crap, so that we have to turn to Sam Allardyce to prevent our relegation.