Farhad Moshiri

[deipnosophist]

I'm FUMING that Yarmalenko is off to West Ham...


...and what's that I read about someone vandalising the toilets at FF?...

 

[royalblue66]

The rumours are unsettling to be sure. Things appear totally dishevelled at Everton if there is already mutiny in the ranks. Hopefully Capt Jags can restore some order

Our only hope, he's wearing slip ons now, so we have a chance.

 

[deipnosophist]

Bill's had nearly twenty years to sell this club to the right operator...twenty years...I know a lot of people are blaming the carpetbagger for the fiasco engulfing FF at the moment, but Blue Bill should not escape the mob's outrage either. The club needs to get ahead of the curve and put Capt Jags up for an interview or something...calm our jagged nerves with his assured leadership

 

[GwladysBlue]

Other than the last line - as I think sadly this summer - the rest of this is absolutely true. No surprise that at least one accredited Merseyside journalist thinks that Brands is already considering his options.

What journalist?

 

[GwladysBlue]

Other than the last line - as I think sadly this summer - the rest of this is absolutely true. No surprise that at least one accredited Merseyside journalist thinks that Brands is already considering his options.

What journalist?

 

[GwladysBlue]

To be fair the fella who posted that on the other forum is well known to be connected and hasnt named any names, its other people who have decided it means Pickford going

Who posted it?

 

[deipnosophist]

...and who the hell put a hole in the FF toilet wall?

 

[Big Fat Sam]

Bill's had nearly twenty years to sell this club to the right operator...twenty years...I know a lot of people are blaming the carpetbagger for the fiasco engulfing FF at the moment, but Blue Bill should not escape the mob's outrage either. The club needs to get ahead of the curve and put Capt Jags up for an interview or something...calm our jagged nerves with his assured leadership

Jags has gone to Clarks to take charge of their Shoelace R&D department. According to reports, they have been most impressed by the amount of time, effort and dedication he puts into insisting his laces do not untie themselves during the course of a football match. Of course we knew he'd be, for want of a better phrase to avoid the wordplay, a shoe-in for the Clarks role, but finally he's found his calling.

 

[mahermi1]

What journalist?

Yes I'd like to know who that accredited Merseyside journalist ( haha ) said that myself, well Orly ?

 

[Bob Elstone]

Moshiri flogging
Lukaku
Stones
Barkley w
Was enough - don’t sell pickers!

 

[deipnosophist]

Jags has gone to Clarks to take charge of their Shoelace R&D department. According to reports, they have been most impressed by the amount of time, effort and dedication he puts into insisting his laces do not untie themselves during the course of a football match. Of course we knew he'd be, for want of a better phrase to avoid the wordplay, a shoe-in for the Clarks role, but finally he's found his calling.

@royalblue66 has advised me that Capt Jags now wears slip ons

 

[Big Fat Sam]

@royalblue66 has advised me that Capt Jags now wears slip ons

What stunt will be pull now then when the going gets tough on the field and he needs to avoid any kind of confrontation with the opposition? I am going for him spontaneously needing a water break or 'tactical chat' with the manager, leaving somebody like Davies to do the captain's work.

 

[deipnosophist]

All the euphoria and excitement around the World Cup has, for me, been completely shattered by all these rumours about armed insurrection at Finch Farm. Vandalising the toilet block is the last straw!!

 

[Daytripper]

I heard a rumour about a certain poster on here that’s quite unsettling, something to do with bleach and dead mice.

 

[davek]

Brands unhappy is the scuttlebutt elsewhere in Everton social media world. "Sold a pup".