Drico
Player Valuation: £60m
Amid your prescient tale of woe, I am consoled by this point. Honestly, can anybody really say we have any decent players? If we have decent players, now is the time for them to prove it. I just see a timid, lethargic, weak-spirited rabble. They've been like this for years. And no level of frustrated ground-punching from Richarlison will convince me otherwise.If the worst happens and we are relegated, we will lose the TV money and we will have to sell almost all of our decent players for cut-price fees.
If we have decent players, we'll stay up. If we go down, the rats will desert the sinking ship - and that might actually be the only way we will get rid of these useless parasites. The Gomeses and Iwobis of the world will be forced to take a wage cut if they wish to play top level football elsewhere. Their overweening sense of entitlement will compel them to move as they are far too good for second tier football - in their own deluded minds. And they will have takers, because there is always a Marcel Brands-like figure in the Premier League.