Abertonian
Player Valuation: £20m
We've made a terrible mistake boys, Farhad is not the messiah he's a very naughty boy.
Wanted to run Arsenal but wasn't allowed on the board, so he pitched up at little old Everton promising to take us to the dizzying heights occupied by the likes of his former club.
Six months down the line we have a bank account full of money and we haven't used it to buy anyone. Can't you see he hasn't been trying to make us as successful as them, he has actually turned us into Arsenal.
Just wait til he brings out a red strip.
Gonna be all kinda scenes at Goodison when Gunnersaurus comes out wearing royal blue.
Wanted to run Arsenal but wasn't allowed on the board, so he pitched up at little old Everton promising to take us to the dizzying heights occupied by the likes of his former club.
Six months down the line we have a bank account full of money and we haven't used it to buy anyone. Can't you see he hasn't been trying to make us as successful as them, he has actually turned us into Arsenal.
Just wait til he brings out a red strip.
Gonna be all kinda scenes at Goodison when Gunnersaurus comes out wearing royal blue.