Farting

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My wife let out an absolutely lethal one a couple months back. My oldest son who needs to work on his tact screams out “Mama please!” It was the combination of disgust, fear, disappointment, and desperation in his voice that makes me laugh to this day

 

[JLW]

Me and my daughter (who was about 7 at the time) was in the living room and i dropped one it was that bad my daughter started crying then the Mrs came in and said whats up with her, then she smelt it herself and kicked off!!
Literally brought her to tears.

True story.

 

[verreauxi]

 

[bluerobert]

Aren’t they just. We had a cracking little dog (Heinz 57) could eat anything.

She met her match a few days before Christmas when she managed to get on to the kitchen counter some how. She ate a full uncooked turkey crown and a box of boozy continental chocolates.

She was only small and she’d doubled in size when we returned from work, she was pissed. The smell she started to drop just an hour later made us all throw up, several times over. One of the neighbours insisted they could smell it for two days or so, it literally cling to the walls, furniture and curtains. We called it the smell of hell. Right a rain two days later …

Wondering what all the fuss was about and ready to go again I bet

 

[summerisle]

 

[magicjuan]

Please don't start posts with 'at the turn of the century', I feel ancient enough as it is

 

[bluenorthwarrior]

The nirvana is the fart that is so powerful that it wakes you up.

I remember being deep asleep in a Leeds hotel about 25 years ago and waking as a glorious movement came from high in my chest and rattled through my whole torso to evacuate like a force 9 gale. Can still feel the sensation all these years later.

 

[Brett Angell Delight]

I’m a 41 year old man. Next week I’ll have been with my missus for 15 years.

Somehow, I’m still petrified of farting in front of others, except my kids, for some reason.

 

[Bedfordblue]

I recall when in Australia years ago, if someone did a particularly resonant or pungent fart, a Kiwi fella would always say ‘Jeez, next train on that line is the goods’
Oh those were the days.

 

[captainvindaloo]

Thank you @Groucho for making me laugh. Needed this thread after today's stinking gaseous performance by our team.

 

[anjelikaferrett]

I think I knew Mr F was ' the one" when I felt alright about letting rip in front of him.

 

[Brett Angell Delight]

I think I knew Mr F was ' the one" when I felt alright about letting rip in front of him.

Ironically that was probably the same time he started to wonder about you!

 

[Bedfordblue]

I think I knew Mr F was ' the one" when I felt alright about letting rip in front of him.

Well this is an eye opening reveal, my wife swears blind that woman do not fart

 

[Armaghtoffee]

 

[Armaghtoffee]

At a school Mass in Armagh cathedral many years ago, a thunderous fart (not me) actually caught the acoustics and echoed throughout. The Cardinal himself remarked from the alter, mid sermon, ‘my that was something’.