2022/23 Frank Lampard

[Voodoo Billy]

What a stupid stat.

That a typo mate?

 

[Colonel Getafe]

The biggest shock is that he can spell. Amazes me every time he puts a sentence together.

So long as he doesn't vote Tory, I'm willing to bet a fair few helmets on here would immediately have him as the next gaffer..........

 

[Moomin]

@Alan Whittle care to inform them?

Anyway, Lampard might be the new Steve Bruce or the next Ancelotti. Jury is out.

I'm going Steve Bruce.

 

[Colonel Getafe]

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Is this an out-take from Phoenix Nights?!?!?.......

#Shabbah

 

[Colonel Getafe]

You mean to tell me that Tuchel had good players at his disposal and not Michael Keane and Dwight McNeil?

Well I did hear Ngolo Kante used to model himself on Andre Gomes. Ya know, when he wasn't driving around in his Mini Cooper, attending fans weddings n what not...

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

I'm going Steve Bruce.

I actually had him down as a Dean Saunders type last season, which was harsh and said in a fit of pathos after a defeat. He's got more about him for sure.

But yeah, he could be a good looking l Steve Bruce.

 

[DL100]

Willing to go out on a limb and say there's a less-than-likely percent chance we'll be signing a striker who went for about £100m a year so back and must be on best part of £400k a week. Even IF we sweetend the pot with Rondon in part-ex.

100% agree we won’t sign Lukaku. I’m saying he completely changes our team if we did

 

[Goat]

100% agree we won’t sign Lukaku. I’m saying he completely changes our team if we did

So do Mbappe and Lionel Messi.

 

[Littlesue]

I'm going Steve Bruce.

I'd go with Brucey, his management style similar, players getting no individual coaching, poor fitness levels and mentality on the pitch

 

[arch stanton]

Lampard has lost 3 more games at Everton in his 38 game tenure than Tuchel did at Chelsea in his 100 games as manager.

Hey, it's northern kopite.

 

[Carlito]

Rewriting history again. Lukaku was good against Bournemouth and Sunderland. Not so good against better teams. Something that hasnt changed for him. Ergo doenst play for Manchester United or Chelsea anymore.

Didn't look like he even had the old can-crushing routine left in him at Chelsea.

 

[PhilEFC]

I enjoy how they think they’re the size of the RS with their 1926 league title still sitting proud on show

Don’t forget the Texaco Cup. I think you got it free with 5 gallons of petrol.

 

[Colonel Getafe]

So do Mbappe and Lionel Messi.

I suppose those no marks would make do on deadline day if our £15m offer for Dwight Gayle falls through at the last minute. #pair-of-plodders

 

[billyblue80]

Lampard has lost 3 more games at Everton in his 38 game tenure than Tuchel did at Chelsea in his 100 games as manager.

Yes but why do you care about us? Go and enjoy your Saudi money. I certainly wouldn't be on a Newcastle forum if we were doing well and you were struggling.

 

[Colonel Getafe]

I'd go with Brucey,

Steve or Fiona?? I've heard one of them sports a half decent pair up front. (God I hope it's the latter. Had dumplings for dinner).