Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
Oh aye mate i will be PISSING myself!You can laugh at me though when I get to age 35 and have to have a triple heart bypass.
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Oh aye mate i will be PISSING myself!You can laugh at me though when I get to age 35 and have to have a triple heart bypass.
You can laugh at me though when I get to age 35 and have to have a triple heart bypass.
Oh aye mate i will be PISSING myself!
Just whatever you do don't ever go to Aintree.
Shame me Bruce, photograph me and make me feel terrible
Just so long as you promise to wear pants. I don't want any surprises when I look up your skirt.
I'll do a cheeky little pouting selfie whilst wearing wearing my snapback and doing the peace sign over the operating table.EEEYAH LADS GERRA LOADA DIS LAD AND HIS SELFIE FROM THE OPERATING TABLE, WHAT A LAD!
That's what you'll say.
I'd love some chocolate right now.So I've just ate a whole Celebrations Egg, and the sweets, and a Lindt bunny.
I'm now going to look at my fat carcass in the mirror for half an hour and eat a pack on milk buttons.
AeroI'd love some chocolate right now.
Just think of abs BLF. Just think of the abs.
Mate if you want to fill your body with that junk who am I to stop you?Asparagus
Broccoli
Spinach
ABS