Wat Tyler
Player Valuation: £70m
Hahahaha......like that WUM is going to get onboard with anything Koeman does - still mourning the loss of that Spanish clown El Fraudo. We'd be still be signing the likes of Cleverley and Niasse with that muppet in charge. lol
You can imagine the new signing videos, heading down the corridors of Finch Farm past Mcgeady, spinning through an open door, through the physio room where Kone and McCarthy are on a bed mummified, when the camera pans to Alcaraz with a biro writing on the camera. Sin Miedo.