January 2018 transfer window thread.

[Moomin]

We're linked to Erling Braut Håland in my local newspapers. Guess who his father is!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erling_Braut_Håland

Darth Vader?

 

[Rudolf Hucker]

We're linked to Erling Braut Håland in my local newspapers. Guess who his father is!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erling_Braut_Håland

His mum’s brother?


I give in.

 

[FTY]

We're linked to Erling Braut Håland in my local newspapers. Guess who his father is!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erling_Braut_Håland

My man looks like the love child ignore a carp and a peeled potato

 

[harris78]

We're linked to Erling Braut Håland in my local newspapers. Guess who his father is!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erling_Braut_Håland

Lord master wizard of the white supremacists?

 

[Lord Buckethead]

We will never get Aboomerang

 

[toffeejack]

We will never get Aboomerang

But what about aubemeyang?

 

[Lord Buckethead]

But what about aubemeyang?

Aye, we might get him.

 

[toffeejack]

Aye, we might get him.

Right, well now you've got my hopes up. Sadly I'll think we'll try for loads of boss marquee strikers but they'll all turn us down regardless of how much we offer. Why so many brilliant ones flocked to man city in their early stages but not us is anyone's guess.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

But what about aubemeyang?

lollollollollol

 

[COYBL25]

No, the Norwegian league is garbage.

Thanks, I`m kind of finding that out by some of the replies.

Things must be really bad if Bendtner is the leading scorer !

 

[COYBL25]

Yes! I like that we’re getting our phantom bids in early this time.

Just you watch, he`ll have his own transfer thread by the end of the day

 

[Brisan123]

Aye, we might get him.

Will he play in a two up front with Cavani or will he be an impact sub
I hear he gets on really well with Koubailly so they could House share when the sign to help each other settle in.
The Ronaldo deal looks unlikely as the Balloon D’Or win will have added a few million to his price.
Is Riquelme still a viable option instead
It’s Troy Friggin Deeney lads , and he will be another stain on our great club
Oh Dixie would turn in his grave

 

[Papa Shango]

We're linked to Erling Braut Håland in my local newspapers. Guess who his father is!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erling_Braut_Håland

He's a big unit him. Still growing too.

 

[FTY]

But what about aubemeyang?

Or even Aubameyang

 

[Lord Buckethead]

Will he play in a two up front with Cavani or will he be an impact sub
I hear he gets on really well with Koubailly so they could House share when the sign to help each other settle in.
The Ronaldo deal looks unlikely as the Balloon D’Or win will have added a few million to his price.
Is Riquelme still a viable option instead
It’s Troy Friggin Deeney lads , and he will be another stain on our great club
Oh Dixie would turn in his grave

You may be confusing my comedy response to the question asked (which refers to my original statement), with my view on the subject.

I will try to dumb my answers down even further in future to avid such a confusion Human.