January Transfer Thread 2017

[Bob Elstone]

I've got an American PBT mate, any small dog comes near me it ends up in her mouth getting played with lol

sad.

 

[Zatara]

Whats a Condo ?

condominiun. Like a skyscraper with facilities like gym, pool etc and apartments inside called condo units. As a foreigner most places in Asia you cant buy land, only condo units.

Anyway, Pickford is my top 'want' this Jan.

 

[bluestevon]

sad.

Oh behave miss Merton.

 

[bol-uk]

was just walking home and outside my condo and felt this weird sensation down the back of my leg like a scratch...move away a bit and felt it again...turned round and this dog was about to lunge at me.

So i booted it in the snout. Really hard, so hard my sandal/slipper/flip flop, went flying off. the dog made one heck of a noise.

His owner then picked it up saying "oh my God" over and over...just complained to security and emailed the GM.

Never heard of a dog allowed in a condo nor the owner letting it run around without a lead.

So you attacked the dog?

 

[Tel001]

Know nothing of Amavi but our last signing from Villa wasn't half bad was he, I believe Walsh knows a player when he sees one and clever bargains excite me every bit as much as big name signings.

Who was the last player we signed from villa?

 

[Ashtonian]

was just walking home and outside my condo and felt this weird sensation down the back of my leg like a scratch...move away a bit and felt it again...turned round and this dog was about to lunge at me.

So i booted it in the snout. Really hard, so hard my sandal/slipper/flip flop, went flying off. the dog made one heck of a noise.

His owner then picked it up saying "oh my God" over and over...just complained to security and emailed the GM.

Never heard of a dog allowed in a condo nor the owner letting it run around without a lead.

Are you sure the dog was lunging? and perhaps not just minding its own business before you took your hatred of animals out on it in an unprovoked attack?

 

[TheBlueGibbon]

Who was the last player we signed from villa?

Gueye...

 

[Ashtonian]

Who was the last player we signed from villa?

gueye

 

[Zatara]

So you attacked the dog?

After being scratched twice, i booted it.

 

[Zatara]

Are you sure the dog was lunging? and perhaps not just minding its own business before you took your hatred of animals out on it in an unprovoked attack?

Read again...slowly..

 

[Ashtonian]

Read again...slowly..

Reads as exactly what i put, you thought it was lunging, so before you could confirm that you attacked the dog. the dog didn't attack you at all, and as you weren't facing the way of the dog until the last minute there was no way of knowing it would lunge at you.

 

[Bungle]

Less chance of me getting g her pregnant mate as I'd definitely do her up the arsenal.

condominiun. Like a skyscraper with facilities like gym, pool etc and apartments inside called condo units. As a foreigner most places in Asia you cant buy land, only condo units.

Anyway, Pickford is my top 'want' this Jan.

Oh behave miss Merton.

Are you sure the dog was lunging? and perhaps not just minding its own business before you took your hatred of animals out on it in an unprovoked attack?

@AndyC I'm trying to have a read of the transfer info on here and having to read comments about dog attacks, what's going on?

 

[Bungle]

Was it a cat? Dogs don't scratch.

When you say "about to lunge" Do you mean like a cat?

@Groucho @Bruce Wayne Somebody please help.

 

[Ashtonian]

@AndyC I'm trying to have a read of the transfer info on here and having to read comments about dog attacks, what's going on?

Calm down mate, We were linked with Emile Husky in the papers today, hence the talk

 

[bol-uk]

Sorry, offtrack. Will stop now.