samsonthedog1
Player Valuation: £8m
I'm not trying to be itk or anything. But my mate in work told me today that Tony Hibbert and Osman have signed for the local boozer in skem. There first match is on Saturday
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Seathestars
Player Valuation: £60m
I'm not having that mate, you need two heads and 12 toes, together with the obligatory webbed feet to step into Skem.
Aggravating indeed but not deserving of some of the heads falling off on this site.
As a few have said on here, the deals that will come off are the ones that will slip right under the radar.
Pat Butcher
Player Valuation: £10m
Elmohamady - Jags - Fonte - Brunt
Next level hear we come.
Next level hear we come.
CynicalBlue
Player Valuation: £8m
Skem
Short for skelmersdale.
1. A place kinda near liverpool.
2. A s*** hole.
3. A place with f*** all to do.
samsonthedog1
Player Valuation: £8m
I think their team mates more than make up for it
bullybeef
Player Valuation: £40m
I'm not sure Koeman signed up to any such model, in fact I'm pretty sure he didn't.
Ashtonian
Banned on request
I did mate yeah
blue62
Player Valuation: £5m
If you're right then he will probably be gone by Feb 1st.
belgiantoffee
Player Valuation: £500k
Nowadays he has long hair and a long beard, you wouldn't recognise him anymore from that clip..
Hogwild
Player Valuation: £30m
I'm not ready to go full fume, but this delay is.....unappealing.
Schneiderlin - Manu wants 24M. Yes that is what they paid 2 years ago and he is older now...but transfer values have also skyrocketed in that period. It is a fair valuation. We should have paid it by now and welcomed the player (who is keen to join) to the squad.
The fact that we haven't does not, in my opinion, show the world that we are shrewd negotiators. It instead reinforces the perception that we are a bit inept when it comes to closing deals (and i am possibly being kind). Off of the debacle that was the summer window this is not what is needed. What was needed was for the club to come out and say we want the player, the player wants us and the deal is done so we can move to the next target.
The Lookman deal was seemingly handled fairly well, so it can be done.
If the prospect of Schneiderlin and Depay turns into the reality of Elmohamady, a 24 year old striker who is looking for his 14th club and some recycled version of Cleverley/Gibson then we are well and truly screwed.
There is time yet to have a great window. Players of the ilk of Schneiderlin, Sigurdsson, Manolas, Keane, Depay or Hart are who we should be targeting. They are the ones that will allow for stability, for us to win the matches we should win. Once we determine who we want me must go all out to sign them. If a club knocks us back and won't sell (as Swansea or Burnley well might) then we should test their resolve with a higher offer. Essentially make them an offer they can't refuse. If Roma says Manolas is 35M, which is reasonable, ask them where to wire the funds and how soon the player can be at Lennon for pickup.
Statements are being made about the club by our activity right now, or more correctly our lack thereof. We need to change the rhetoric and grab attention in a positive way.
Moshiri needs to step in now and ensure the club is performing to his expectations.
Schneiderlin - Manu wants 24M. Yes that is what they paid 2 years ago and he is older now...but transfer values have also skyrocketed in that period. It is a fair valuation. We should have paid it by now and welcomed the player (who is keen to join) to the squad.
The fact that we haven't does not, in my opinion, show the world that we are shrewd negotiators. It instead reinforces the perception that we are a bit inept when it comes to closing deals (and i am possibly being kind). Off of the debacle that was the summer window this is not what is needed. What was needed was for the club to come out and say we want the player, the player wants us and the deal is done so we can move to the next target.
The Lookman deal was seemingly handled fairly well, so it can be done.
If the prospect of Schneiderlin and Depay turns into the reality of Elmohamady, a 24 year old striker who is looking for his 14th club and some recycled version of Cleverley/Gibson then we are well and truly screwed.
There is time yet to have a great window. Players of the ilk of Schneiderlin, Sigurdsson, Manolas, Keane, Depay or Hart are who we should be targeting. They are the ones that will allow for stability, for us to win the matches we should win. Once we determine who we want me must go all out to sign them. If a club knocks us back and won't sell (as Swansea or Burnley well might) then we should test their resolve with a higher offer. Essentially make them an offer they can't refuse. If Roma says Manolas is 35M, which is reasonable, ask them where to wire the funds and how soon the player can be at Lennon for pickup.
Statements are being made about the club by our activity right now, or more correctly our lack thereof. We need to change the rhetoric and grab attention in a positive way.
Moshiri needs to step in now and ensure the club is performing to his expectations.
Dreamboat
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