Gwlacticos
Player Valuation: £10m
I hope you didn’t drive too far, as your wife may have felt cannalonni.
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Jokes Thread
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BigBlueConk
Player Valuation: £70m
I never knew any jokes about fresh pasta.
And then the penne dropped.
And then the penne dropped.
Seathestars
Player Valuation: £60m
lol I'll borrow this sometime, if you please
My mate asked me if I'd heard of the new indie band Skinny Jeans.
I had a listen... but I couldn't really get into them!
I spent £300 to hire a limo then realised there was no driver.
All that money and nothing to chauffeur it.
I had a listen... but I couldn't really get into them!
I spent £300 to hire a limo then realised there was no driver.
All that money and nothing to chauffeur it.
this is getting pasta joke.
I had to cancel an appointment at the sperm clinic today
Phoned them up and told them I couldn’t cum
Phoned them up and told them I couldn’t cum
Methuselah
Player Valuation: £35m
Her indoors said she wanted to see the northern lights. She went mental when we drove into Blackpool.
BigBlueConk
Player Valuation: £70m
A woman from a charity based sperm clinic knocked on the door and asked for a donation.
I gave her a right mouth full.
I gave her a right mouth full.
My girlfriend left me, I'm way too insecure.
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Nevermind, she just got up to pee. She's back on the couch with me.
JAMES BLUNT: You stink
JAMES TACTFUL: I bought you this perfume
JAMES TACTFUL: I bought you this perfume
BigBlueConk
Player Valuation: £70m
A policeman knocked on the door and said excuse me sir, but your wife is critical in hospital.
I said good grief, what's she complaining about now?
I said good grief, what's she complaining about now?
Earlier, I went to take some liquid Viagra but mistakenly swigged some Tippex. I ended up with a huge correction