Billysgingham.
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I bet you are the life and soul.
Jokes Thread
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Cellardweller
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I've been given my first acting role in a film - The Human Centipede 4. I can't tell you too much more because my lips are sealed...
Hjefc
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I think you meant live forever!!!
No need really
Hjefc
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Errr, I think he was helping with the joke, drove past(her) as in pasta
Billysgingham.
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Pasta is the joke, not past her, anyway it's ruined now.
Hjefc
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No, past(her) should have been the joke, the friend should have been female, but yes a joke that needs explaining
-Rob-
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No need for what exactly?
I’ve obviously missed something
-Rob-
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I'm not sure if the joke was deliberately told wrong to make it funny (if so I didn't find it funny) or if it was just told wrong. Either way, the correct joke should have a female friend.
I see
Connor mcloud
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Aaaarrrrggghhh!!
Seathestars
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I posted this one on here a while ago, it went
Had my wife a bet that I couldn't make a car out of spaghetti
The look on her face when I drove pasta
I bet a friend £1000 I could make a car out of spaghetti, my friend took the bet, you should have seen my friends face when I drove tagliatelle.
Am I doing this right?
Am I doing this right?
Seathestars
Player Valuation: £60m
What's the difference between kinky and perverted?
Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend's arse with a feather. Perverted is when you use the whole chicken
Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend's arse with a feather. Perverted is when you use the whole chicken
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