Jokes Thread

[deipnosophist]

That reminds me of the Bonnie Tyler satnav I got bought for me back then. It was crap, kept telling me to turn around, and every now an then it fell apart

lol lol

 

[deipnosophist]

Speaking of Bonny, back in ‘73, I flew (in a Lear jet, no less!) to Nova Scotia to watch a total eclipse of the sun...I was speechless.

Footnote: I left behind my scarf...it was an apricot colour

 

[Methuselah]

Russian couple discussing the weather. Wife says 'is it going to rain' Husband 'no idea, let's ask Rupert the Commissar'. Wife says 'he won't know', Husband says 'Rupert the Red knows rain dear'.

I'll get me coat.

 

[Blues Harp]

Russian couple discussing the weather. Wife says 'is it going to rain' Husband 'no idea, let's ask Rupert the Commissar'. Wife says 'he won't know', Husband says 'Rupert the Red knows rain dear'.

I'll get me coat.

Fecking hilarious mate.......ROFL

 

[Billysgingham.]

Fecking hilarious mate.......ROFL

Really?

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Just bought a litre of tippex.

Huge mistake!

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

I make apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.

 

[Sadken]

i put my phone under my pillow last night, when i woke up it was gone and a pound coin was in its place, must have been the blue tooth fairy.

 

[Blues Harp]

Really?

What do you think? lol

 

[Raindog]

Russian couple discussing the weather. Wife says 'is it going to rain' Husband 'no idea, let's ask Rupert the Commissar'. Wife says 'he won't know', Husband says 'Rupert the Red knows rain dear'.

I'll get me coat.

I might be missing something obvious here, but shouldn't the Commissar be called Rudolf?

 

[Blues Harp]

I might be missing something obvious here, but shouldn't the Commissar be called Rudolf?

Or even Adolph?....lol

 

[Billysgingham.]

I might be missing something obvious here, but shouldn't the Commissar be called Rudolf?

I was thinking the same myself.

 

[Methuselah]

I might be missing something obvious here, but shouldn't the Commissar be called Rudolf?

Yes Raindog, and thanks. My only excuse is that I was overdue for my Ovaltine.

 

[Raindog]

Or even Adolph?....lol

Not sure Adolph was a red nose reindeer like

 

[deipnosophist]

Not sure Adolph was a red nose reindeer like

I think one of the reindeer was nicknamed Adolph... the one with a weird little ‘tache