mumwasablue
Player Valuation: £750k
Liverpool 1960 an advertising company wanted The Magnificent 7 to market a new aftershave.
Only 6 turned up Yul never wore cologne.
Only 6 turned up Yul never wore cologne.
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Jokes Thread
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Alanbileysfeathercut
Player Valuation: £70m
Bit late but.
Q: What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog?
A: Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants!
And for the grandad joke book.
Q: Why don't dogs make good dancers?
A: Because they have two left feet!
Q: What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog?
A: Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants!
And for the grandad joke book.
Q: Why don't dogs make good dancers?
A: Because they have two left feet!
Woman Golfer phones texts partner who also plays golf and coaches her 'Played awful today didn't help I was stung by a wasp' reply text 'Whereabouts?' - ' Between holes one and two' - 'Well that's the problem, your legs were too far apart'.............
canuckblue
Player Valuation: £50m
A blonde is taking golf lessons and is uncertain how to grip the club.
"Just hold it as you would your boyfriend's penis," the pro suggests. She does and promptly proceeds to drive the ball 250 yards.
"Very impressive," the pro says, "but I recommend using your hands next time."
"Just hold it as you would your boyfriend's penis," the pro suggests. She does and promptly proceeds to drive the ball 250 yards.
"Very impressive," the pro says, "but I recommend using your hands next time."
Not one to pick apart a joke, but...
If she was better with her orifice (I'm guessing it's one of them for the sake of the joke ) why would the coach get her to change to her hands?
Unless he was Marco Silva, like.
canuckblue
Player Valuation: £50m
Going by your jokes, I think I'll be swerving any parties you're at
canuckblue
Player Valuation: £50m
Thank Buddha for small miracles.
allezlesbleus
Player Valuation: £35m
Touché!!!!!!!
peteblue
Welcome back Wayne
Brilliant......
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
IllinoisBlue
Player Valuation: £10m
Took the kids to the zoo over Christmas. It sucked! All they had was one dog. It was a Shizu.
bigbadjeff
Player Valuation: £15m
Never let Sean Connery teach your dog to sit.