Jokes Thread

[Brisan123]

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Was his name Wayne by any chance

 

[Methuselah]

I used to live close to st Philly's

Long Lane?

 

[Sadken]

Long Lane?

Heronhall rd.

 

[Methuselah]

Heronhall rd.

Don't recall it. If it wasn't there in 1951 it would be after my time.

 

[Sadken]

Don't recall it. If it wasn't there in 1951 it would be after my time.

Do you remember the crown pub?

 

[aazak]

Old, old joke:

Who's the most unpopular guy at a Borussia Monchengladbach game?

The guy who says "Give me a B..."

 

[Methuselah]

Do you remember the crown pub?

Yes, at the junction of Walton Hall Avenue and Stopgate Lane - opposite the shops.

 

[deipnosophist]

Old, old joke:

Who's the most unpopular guy at a Borussia Monchengladbach game?

The guy who says "Give me a B..."

...loved that joke!

 

[chrismpw]

Who led the pedant's revolt?

Which Tyler

 

[Methuselah]

...loved that joke!

It was Inverness Caledonian Thistle when I heard it.

 

[The Celtic View]

lol

 

[summerisle]

 

[peteblue]

Old, old joke:

Who's the most unpopular guy at a Borussia Monchengladbach game?

The guy who says "Give me a B..."

You want to go to Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch....give us an L......

 

[Naval Blue]

"What's wrong" is a contraction of "What is wrong". Like can't/can not, here's/here is etc.

If you have to explain it

 

[Joey66]