Jokes Thread

[Kurt.]

You want to go to Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch....give us an L......

You can say that again ....

Or can you ?

 

[peteblue]

You can say that again ....

Or can you ?

yep......here goes.....Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.....

 

[Kurt.]

yep......here goes.....Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.....

You got the LL pronunciation just right

 

[peteblue]

You got the LL pronunciation just right

I’ve been practicing .....

 

[Kurt.]

I’ve been practicing .....

Da iawn

 

[peteblue]

Da iawn

Thanks.....

 

[kev]

yep......here goes.....Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.....

Oh it's easy for you to say that.

 

[witchdoc187]

The gurn on the woman next to him. Haha. They had to cut her out the shot. He sounds like Jimmy saville,

 

[Devanski]

He sounds like Jimmy saville,

That was my thought as well ‘doc.

 

[verreauxi]

In the NCAA basketball tournament, Oral Roberts University has progressed onto the next stage. They are now Anal Roberts University.



(okay, sorry, I see the door...)

 

[tommytowne]

See glass coffins are being trialed to see if they are viable.
Remains to be seen.

 

[Brownie]

I came back from the Job Centre last night and told my wife I'd managed to get a job at a bowling alley.

"Ten pin?" she asked.

I said "No, it's a permanent position."

 

[Seathestars]

I bought the Wife a beautiful fur coat made out of 200 Hamster skins.

Trouble was, we went to Blackpool and I couldn’t get her off the big wheel for 2 days

 

[peteblue]

My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side...

So I crashed the car...

Then I ignored her all day for no reason......

 

[Leylo]

Just been looking out at my garden, the was a rat fighting with a hedgehog watch them for ages waiting to see who won.