Jokes Thread

[bluesb1970]

It was Inverness Caledonian Thistle when I heard it.

Inverness Caledonian thistle doesn’t start with a B though?

 

[Methuselah]

Inverness Caledonian thistle doesn’t start with a B though?

This may come as a surprise but the joke, when I heard it, started with 'give us an i'.

 

[kev]

This may come as a surprise but the joke, when I heard it, started with 'give us an i'.

ithejoke?

 

[Bishop Thumpety-Thump]

 

[Philw]

I just bought a wig online for only a couple of quid.

It was a small price to pay.

I must be going dim, took me a good minute to get this....

 

[-Rob-]

I must be going dim, took me a good minute to get this....

You got it 3 days quicker than me. Still no idea.

 

[Bluesaint]

You got it 3 days quicker than me. Still no idea.

To pay...... Toupee.

 

[Sadken]

I keep dreaming about northern rail and false teeth......must be trains and dental meditation.

 

[verreauxi]

I went on a tinder date looking explicitly to get laid, but after a few gin and platonics, we decided to just be friends.

 

[BrendanGOT]

Knock knock...

 

[Joey66]

This can happen if you go to the Barbers with a lisp -

 

[Groucho]

Knock knock...

Come in

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

My friend had a grueling and expensive procedure yesterday, having his spine and BOTH testicles removed. Still, the wedding presents were amazing.

 

[bluesb1970]

This may come as a surprise but the joke, when I heard it, started with 'give us an i'.

Did it aye?

 

[Kurt.]

Every time I went to Blackpool when I was a kid we went on a donkey....

Took us ages to get there