Mr K.Dilkington
Player Valuation: £8m
He's statistically bad and the statistics very much do account for this. I don't mean just like goals allowed or clean sheets, but dig a little and it isn't pretty.
It's a bit like when we had Tim Howard as our goalkeeper for all those years, he was a metaphor for Everton; some great games, some howlers. We're not going to get anyone better.