darkwingduck
Player Valuation: £950k
They will.
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More Stats:
Total Pass Completion %
Silva 82.3%
Mata 84.1%
% of tot passes as forward passes
Silva 69.1%
Mata 74.4%
No. of key passes per game
Silva 1.1
Mata 1.8
Distance covered per game
Silva 8.9km
Mata 11.4km
% of joy brought to young orphans
Silva 18%
Mata 93%
% of crosses completed
Silva 55%
Mata 75%
Tot. touches in opposition defensive third (2015-16)
Silva 1,791
Mata 1,949
% of successful passes in opposition defensive third
Silva 51%
Mata 67%
Tot. amount of full or semi erections given to season ticket holders (per game)
Silva 0.5
Mata 16
Heroes
Silva - Hitler, Michael Gove, General Franco
Mata - Jesus, Koala Bears
Attempted dribbles per game
Silva 3
Mata 4
% of dribbles completed
Saliva Baby dribbles
Mata 100%
Tot. switches to the left wing while cheekily pointing to the right wing and winking
Silva 1
Mata 33
Tot. failures of the 'Bechdel Test' (2015-16)
Silva 7
Mata 0
Amount of blogs
Silva 0
Mata 1
Favourite part of Manchester
Silva North Quarter
Mata Liderpool
Mata won't play under Mourinho regardless.
Ashtonian
Banned on request
you mean literally have them? Like eat them, have their way with them etc?
Frank Gallagher
Player Valuation: £50m
Frank Gallagher
Player Valuation: £50m
that was the case at chelsea, i agree, but might be a different approach at united. guess we'll have to wait and see
Mutzo Nutzo
Player Valuation: £70m
wow I love Koala bears as well...Penguins too
peteblue
Welcome back Wayne
I was just about to type the exact same words..........
Deco
Player Valuation: £40m
evertonfootballclub
Player Valuation: £6m
Frank Gallagher
Player Valuation: £50m
Bungle
Player Valuation: £90m
It's taken you 45 minutes to type that sentence through your alcohol induced semi-coma, don't pretend otherwise.
tonyhorne
Immoderate
Plenty more threads to chose from........
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