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You couldn't make it up could you.
Rich oil billionaire: "Kaka you fancy fighting a relegation battle in rainy manchester, or staying put in Serie A at one of the worlds biggest clubs, playing in europe every season and enjoying the italian climate?"
Kaka: "I'm happy where I am. I belong to Jesus etc."
Rich oil billionaire shows kaka pay cheque.
Kaka press release: "Man City is a massive club, I always wanted to play for them - as soon as I realised they were in for me, my mind was made up and I had to sign..."
- having said that I expect him to laugh it off. All the money in the world but you cant attract world class players to a side thats fighting relegation by waving money around - all you'll end up with is mercenaries.
Theres no chance Kaka will go to City! FACT
But its nice to know there dicking around wasting thier time. Leaves more untapped talent for the rest of us!
I thought all footballers were mercenaries. Money might buy the best players in the world but that doesnt mean they can play as a team together. Its all a [Poor language removed] joke. This even makes Chelsea look poor. Fuxake weres it all gonna end. I suppose the price of oil will go up now to pay for it. I hope Man C buy all the players theyre linked with and go down. See how many would wanna play for them then.
Ok, so lets just break this down.
Wages
£500,000 a week. That's £26m a year. Presumably he's going to be on a 5 year contract too, so £130m for 5 years worth of Kaka???
Ok, let's look at this further.
Training: 5 hours a day for 5 days
Match: 3 hours a week, on average.
So Kaka will be putting in 28 hours a week for £500,000
So Kaka's hourly rate is £17,857.
What can Kaka buy every hour?
(2005/)*Mercedes-Benz*E-Class*Saloon*unknown*-*£17,000 car for Sale, Suffolk, on DesperateSeller.co.uk
Its ruining football, and I can't wait for all these money men to [Poor language removed] and start their own league.