Kevin Mirallas

[kithnou]

If you was forced to make love to one member of the Everton playing squad at gunpoint who would you choose?

am I in the right forum?

 

[Elong]

If you was forced to make love to one member of the Everton playing squad at gunpoint who would you choose?

Kev, and it wouldn't be forced, well not for me, for him.

 

[Goat]

If you was forced to make love to one member of the Everton playing squad at gunpoint who would you choose?

Theres no need for the gun Friend.

Can I pick Distin, failing that Lukaku, yano?

 

[chicoazul]

Kev, and it wouldn't be forced, well not for me, for him.

After much deliberation I've gone for Lukaku as I think he'd be a formidable yet gentle lover.

 

[Kiwi]

If you was forced to make love to one member of the Everton playing squad at gunpoint who would you choose?

Leon Osman or Gareth Barry.
I like baldies and Barry has a strong manly chin

 

[Elong]

After much deliberation I've gone for Lukaku as I think he'd be a formidable yet gentle lover.

I'm glad Distin is no longer an option, my eyes would BLEED.

 

[chicoazul]

I'm glad Distin is no longer an option, my eyes would BLEED.

He would then remove your eyeballs and thrust the empty socket with his purple headed womb broom.

 

[USABlue]

I'm glad Distin is no longer an option, my eyes would BLEED.

As if it would be your eyes that'd be bleeding

 

[Titus Bramble]

Mirallas is boss at footballs.

Mirallas scored lots of goals for us last season.

Mirallas assisted a fair few goals last season.

Mirallas has not said he wants to leave.

SELL HIM! HES RUBBISH AND DOESNT WANT TO BE HERE!

 

[ijjysmith]

If you was forced to make love to one member of the Everton playing squad at gunpoint who would you choose?

Taken me all morning so far to make my decision.

Leighton Baines.

 

[Boss_Blue]

am I in the right forum?

If you're really shocked then you clearly are...

 

[Moomin]

Joel Robles for me, the money shot would fly through his hands and smack him in the grid.

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

Mirallas is boss at footballs.

Mirallas scored lots of goals for us last season.

Mirallas assisted a fair few goals last season.

Mirallas has not said he wants to leave.

SELL HIM! HES RUBBISH AND DOESNT WANT TO BE HERE!

 

[blueblue]

Mirallas is boss at footballs.

Mirallas scored lots of goals for us last season.

Mirallas assisted a fair few goals last season.

Mirallas has not said he wants to leave.

SELL HIM! HES RUBBISH AND DOESNT WANT TO BE HERE!

You do realise that it is not the supporters or posters on a chatroom that decides if the player stays or leaves.

 

[Titus Bramble]

You do realise that it is not the supporters or posters on a chatroom that decides if the player stays or leaves.

I do, yes.