Ghosted on Apple TV
Some easy watch Friday night fluff. Oh my God, it’s so bad.
I realised 5 minutes in to it that there was no way I could watch it sober, so I had some weed and settled in.
It was so shockingly awful, but mixed with my high, I had a brilliant time with it. Chris Evans (Captain America) was the main character. I’ve never really watched him in anything before but man, that guy cannot act. He is hilariously bad.
The movie had majorly weird tonal shifts, it was really serious one minute, then the next it was jokey will all sorts of pathetic lame quips in otherwise serious situations.
They had this running theme between the two characters about a cactus, which was soooo obvious, yet they felt the need to add exposition to explain that ‘subtext’ at the end of the move, in case anyone watching was a literal dribbling moron.
One of the worst movies I’ve ever seen.