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Husband and wife combo Paul WS Anderson (director) and Milla Jovovich (the somehow star of this claptrap) unleash another brainless fiasco into the world of film. The rambling insanity of the resident evil series obviously wasn't enough harm for them to do. And let's not forget this is the director* that brought us the eternal stinker that is 'event horizon'.
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So far it actually plays a bit like 'Alien vs Predator' another of his efforts he needs punishing for. Some similar themes. Anyway, half a cgi monster cliche out of ten, and that is being unusually kind and generous. Avoid!
 

Squeezes another half a cgi monster cliche onto it's pitiful points tally out of ten for Ron Pearlman's incredibly bad blonde wig in the rain. Ludicrous and laughable. To many little motifs of previous films as well, naughty pillaging Apocalypse Now for instance (heli blades). (Crashed out vertibird from half life 2 as well)
 

An hour into this.
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Husband and wife combo Paul WS Anderson (director) and Milla Jovovich (the somehow star of this claptrap) unleash another brainless fiasco into the world of film. The rambling insanity of the resident evil series obviously wasn't enough harm for them to do. And let's not forget this is the director* that brought us the eternal stinker that is 'event horizon'.
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So far it actually plays a bit like 'Alien vs Predator' another of his efforts he needs punishing for. Some similar themes. Anyway, half a cgi monster cliche out of ten, and that is being unusually kind and generous. Avoid!
That clown destroyed so many franchises.
Mortal Kombat
AvP
Resident Evil
 

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