Jib in lad
Player Valuation: £25m
Yes I am , do you think they are happy
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Yes I am , do you think they are happy
deipnosophist
Player Valuation: £80m
Butters mater, you need to stop tip toeing around a subject and tell it like it is!!
Diogenes the Cynic
Player Valuation: £40m
BARRY
An absolute shambles of a performance from him containing no redeeming features whatsoever. Passing diabolical.
DADDIES KETCHUP
Yummy on bacon.
Good choice on both accounts.
deipnosophist
Player Valuation: £80m
where does 'happy' appear from?. You said fuming
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Big Fat Sam
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Well, they were mate. They were atrocious. Jagielka, Alcaraz and Pienaar looked at best about 20% fit, while Barry didn't get out of a jog all game. He was Osman-esque in midfield. He's been brilliant this season, but in this, the most important of games... dear oh dear.
It was a ridiculous game. We had amazing possession stats, amazing passing stats (and it wasn't like that was only amongst the back four) away from home and deservedly lost 4-0. Yes, we could have scored 3 or 4, but so could they 3 or 4 more (and their chances were better than ours, 7-0 is not unrealistic given the game). That's weird. It doesn't happen and I know of no other game where a team has dominated so much of those stats and yet felt so outplayed.
In that, I feel we might not be far away. You can guarantee Liverpool would prefer to have outpassed and outpossessed us. We missed Distin's pace and Coleman's ability to expose their left side when they push too far forward. But we're not far away.
I am not even sure I was that bothered Lukaku went off. We can't rely on him - great player as he is - at the moment.
So it was weird.
In that, I feel we might not be far away. You can guarantee Liverpool would prefer to have outpassed and outpossessed us. We missed Distin's pace and Coleman's ability to expose their left side when they push too far forward. But we're not far away.
I am not even sure I was that bothered Lukaku went off. We can't rely on him - great player as he is - at the moment.
So it was weird.
froggyted
Player Valuation: £8m
We were truly dreadful, no two ways about it. RS thoroughly deserved their win and defended superbly - it could have been 8-0. How many shots did we have on target? About three, and only one of those really troubled Mignolet. We fart about too much in front of goal for my liking - too many passes out wide when a shot might be on the cards, especially at 4-0 down ffs. Even speculatively into a packed defence might result in a richocet into the net/to another blue shirt/out for a corner. Only Mirallas shone imo, although McGeady looks promising. If we'd been at full strength things might have been different. We are having a nightmare re injuries to key players lately. I really feel for Lukaku and Oviedo, and send my best wishes to both if they happen to be reading this from their sick beds. We will be back though. That's a lesson learned. Martinez is a great manager and one day his moment of revenge against RS will come. Fourth spot might be difficult now, but maybe 5th is still within reach.
Only if there's no beans. Ketchup + beans are the devil's work
dannyboy
Player Valuation: £60m
Hardly his fault he was put up there in those circumstances, but I'm inclined to agree. He's not good enough and should be applying his trade for a team towards the bottom half of the league.
Diogenes the Cynic
Player Valuation: £40m
I briefly considered a pineapple chutney.
toffeesnuggs
Player Valuation: £2.5m
Ketchup. Wools. HP you bad bad meffs. Koff Everton goin to bed
Sona
Player Valuation: £8m
Good post.
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