Lukaku - Love affair over ?

[marsh]

Romeluuuuuuu Lukakuuuuuuu!!!!

 

[Frang]

D

He'd split you in two.

Ont think he's got the energy levels

 

[Boss_Blue]

D

Ont think he's got the energy levels

Wouldn't need it.

Let the girth do the work.

 

[COYBL25]

Wouldn't need it.

Let the girth do the work.

He wouldn`t touch Frank with a barge pole, who knows what he`d catch.

 

[Boss_Blue]

He wouldn`t touch Frank with a barge pole, who knows what he`d catch.

I do.

AIDS

 

[COYBL25]

I do.

AIDS

I think Frank and Romelu move in completely different circles tbh

 

[Boss_Blue]

I think Frank and Romelu move in completely different circles tbh

I can imagine.

Like an old Benny Hill sketch.

 

[COYBL25]

I can imagine.

Like an old Benny Hill sketch.

I`ve just got a very strange and unpleasant mental picture in my head, that will probably lead to nightmares.

Thanks.

 

[Frang]

He wouldn`t touch Frank with a barge pole, who knows what he`d catch.

He couldn't catch a cold the utter lump

 

[Parker]

He couldn't catch a cold the utter lump

What does that even mean? He's a striker he ain't catching anything

 

[pedro1976]

Tl;Dr you don't like strikers that score goals.

K den.

Yeah I love them..... I just don't like ones who are lazy, give the ball away all the time and create stress for our defence.

Try filling up a bath with the plug out... you will see how it feels.

 

[pedro1976]

Thing is though he wasn't garbage here.

He was.... you've just allowed yourself to buy into the nonsense that he was great cos he scored the odd goal. He destabilized the side so much. Counter attack after counter attack came because of him. We have a slightly less severe version In the form of Walcott now.

 

[MikeH72]

He was.... you've just allowed yourself to buy into the nonsense that he was great cos he scored the odd goal. He destabilized the side so much. Counter attack after counter attack came because of him. We have a slightly less severe version In the form of Walcott now.

And yet he simultaneously carried 100% of our attacking threat for about 3 years. He was not the problem in that side, what surrounded him was.

 

[pedro1976]

And yet he simultaneously carried 100% of our attacking threat for about 3 years. He was not the problem in that side, what surrounded him was.

You mean he demanded 100% focus of our attacking threat for 3 years.

Name goals that he scored like richarlison has this season..... goals from nothing that he made himself. I can name about 3 or 4 in his whole time here. His Chelsea goal, the one against arsenal.and maybe a couple more.

Lukaku effectively just wanted to run one on one with the keeper or tap in from 8 yards. He relied on his teammates to get his goals ... so let's not pretend he was Roy of the Rovers.

 

[Parker]

And yet he simultaneously carried 100% of our attacking threat for about 3 years. He was not the problem in that side, what surrounded him was.

You're wasting your time mate, this bloke does nothing but moan about Lukaku on this thread. Have a look at his posting history.