Carlito
Player Valuation: £40m
You say that, but Everton fans are the only ones that have any time for him.Nah it is actually all of you are on the Everton reservation too much and need to venture out some.
As I said on here people ask questions of his game and treat them like proof that he's never been any good. Everywhere else people ask those questions as the reason he was never as good as Suarez or Lewandowski. Which is to say still quite good.
Unless he's also big in America, where no doubt the Scourge of Spezia and Purger of Panama will be greeted with open arms when he ends up in the MLS, but in England, he left United as a punchline and he's picked up right where he left off since joining Chelsea.
The biggest blagger in football.