Messymascot's faith in humanity and ginger safe haven

[anjelikaferrett]

Sorry Anj. My childish sense of humour is the only thing that keeps me going some days.

I love it really. Always makes me chuckle...and is very similar to what I would say. But I cannot let it go unnoticed or without response! lol

 

[Sassy Colombian]

Just back from having my booster jab mate. I had the the Moderna. Only a little prick. Bit disappointed that nobody mentioned the side effects though.

The old ones are the best.

May your arm doesn't get too sore, Fred ?

 

[Barnfred 55]

Hi Nero, do you have a good suggestion for a salad?

Lettuce, tomato, cucumber, red onion and salad cream. Can't go wrong.

 

[Barnfred 55]

Your story reminded me of a very intelligent blonde female friend having what she calls one of her blonde moments. She was born in Warrington, then moved to Bath when she was very young, but has always been keen to hang onto her northern roots. She pronounces words like laugh with the hard A that us northerners use, so she says laff rather than larf. She lived in Ba-th, not Bar-th.

One night in the pub, we were having a good natured discussion with some southern friends about the correct way to pronounce certain words and my mate, who'd had a few by this point, confidently exclaimed, "There's no r in bathroom." "Er, I think you'll find there is, Liz."

My missus used to always refer to her blonde moments. But Cal, you're not really blonde I used to say to her. lol

 

[Barnfred 55]

Now I’m really getting confused about English sausage. To eat or not to eat, what’s the real answer? Maybe I shall begin a poll lol

Careful we aren't getting our sausages and our sausage rolls mixed up Sass. Do you get sausage rolls in the States?

 

[Barnfred 55]

Sounds like my perfect place for a walk Fred I love the coast.

You have plenty of choice where you are in Lambert. lol

You're about halfway between both coastlines. St Andrews is a nice part of the world but I always the felt the west coast was stunning. Which do you prefer mate?

 

[larbert toffee]

Lettuce, tomato, cucumber, red onion and salad cream. Can't go wrong.

Croutons?

 

[Barnfred 55]

Ceasar, always Ceasar

Which coffee do you prefer.? Or is that a bit too obvious? lol

 

[jazzy]

Just back from having my booster jab mate. I had the the Moderna. Only a little prick. Bit disappointed that nobody mentioned the side effects though.

The old ones are the best.

Moderna much more expensive than Pfizer I think.

Now you know the North - South divide still exists lol.

My numbness and sore arm starting to wear off.

My wife is still complaining but as you correctly observe after mote than 30 years of marriage she should be used to a little prick.

Hope you get no adverse reaction Fred.

 

[larbert toffee]

Now I’m really getting confused about English sausage. To eat or not to eat, what’s the real answer? Maybe I shall begin a poll lol

A poll on sausages in here is asking for trouble ?

 

[Barnfred 55]

I think the top and bottom of it is Sassy that Moshiri does not give a damn about the fans.

The appointments of Allardyce and Benitez are 100% proof of that.

 

[Barnfred 55]

Croutons?

Bit posh for me lol

 

[jazzy]

A poll on sausages in here is asking for trouble ?

I think some on here may be leading Sassy astray

 

[Barnfred 55]

A poll on sausages in here is asking for trouble ?

Skin on. Skin off? Oops sorry. Thought we were still on about little pricks lol

 

[larbert toffee]

You have plenty of choice where you are in Lambert. lol

You're about halfway between both coastlines. St Andrews is a nice part of the world but I always the felt the west coast was stunning. Which do you prefer mate?

Lambert? bit spoilt for choice Fred, your 2 examples are good but locally we have the Union and Forth &Clyde canals and the river Carron which I enjoy walking along and seeing the wildlife.
I used to work in and around the Clyde for 8 years on a boat, couldn't believe I was getting paid for it.