Messymascot's faith in humanity and ginger safe haven

[jazzy]

Just been to Tesco to do the Christmas shop for us and my mum , 2 lists - 1 trolley , try it folks and it was like a bloody jungle.

Fortunately just about everyone was wearing masks but social distancing was non existent.

What the hell it's going to be like later in the week beggars belief.

Anyway that's one more chore ticked off.

Have a lovely day everyone.

 

[Barnfred 55]

That's twice in a week - sausages and knickers - is there something you want to tell us Fred ?

You mean like do I have a fetish about eating sausages wearing nothing but brown knickers? Well quite frankly that's just none of your business Jazz.

 

[jazzy]

You mean like do I have a fetish about eating sausages wearing nothing but brown knickers? Well quite frankly that's just none of your business Jazz.

Welcome to my world Fredrick!

 

[Barnfred 55]

you and me too Fred. I tried to post a photo of my garden last week after Sassy's enquiry and failed miserably.

Kelly's - a very good Cornish ice cream , their clotted cream is ok too!

What do you mean?, OK

It's the best ice cream in the UK. Only beaten by the Italians in my totally unbiased opinion.

 

[jazzy]

What do you mean?, OK

It's the best ice cream in the UK. Only beaten by the Italians in my totally unbiased opinion.

No the ice cream is fine but the clotted cream ain't as good as the stuff you get in Devon , remember I might have left there some time ago but I'm a Plymouth lad.

 

[Barnfred 55]

Let’s try to fix this issue and see if we can get you to finally post some pics.

Here is a quick tutorial, Sassy style lol

1. You first click on the pic box
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2. Once you do that you will see the box below View attachment 148948

3. Once you click on “drop image” then you will get a second menu asking you from where to choose your pic, you will have the choices below. View attachment 148949

4. I chose photo library so below it is showing me my pics from where to choose one
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5. Chose the pic that you would like then it will show it like this. Below the pic there is a menu telling you the size of the pic.

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6. Click on actual size and you will get a second menu for the size of the pic, I would recommend choosing medium as some large files are hard to post here


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7. Then click choose and your pic should post ??
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You see Sass. You might as well be talking Spanish to me. That went straight over my thick head. As far as I can see that was just another excuse for you to flash the flesh. Not that I'm complaining by the way. lol

I notice you ringed the "medium" tab. Can I ask what it was you were referring to. Asking for a friend.

 

[jazzy]

You see Sass. You might as well be talking Spanish to me. That went straight over my thick head. As far as I can see that was just another excuse for you to flash the flesh. Not that I'm complaining by the way. lol

I notice you ringed the "medium" tab. Can I ask what it was you were referring to. Asking for a friend.

You thoughts and mine are scarily similar Fred!

 

[Barnfred 55]

No the ice cream is fine but the clotted cream ain't as good as the stuff you get in Devon , remember I might have left there some time ago but I'm a Plymouth lad.

Ahh. Thought you were referring to their clotted cream flavour ice cream.

I'm a bit of a heathen in that I'm not a fan of clotted cream, or cream in general for that matter, so I'm in no position to agree or otherwise regarding Devon's clotted cream. But you do realise that is fighting talk in this neck of the woods.

 

[Barnfred 55]

Lol. Come on Jazzy, make me proud. I want to see your garden pics.

I think he's still probably getting over your bikini pics Sass.

 

[Barnfred 55]

I've just tried and rvery time it gets rejected as image too big

At least you had a go mate. I didn't eat the strawberries last night. If they haven't gone over (I've had them a week but they've been in the fridge) I'll take a photo of them tonight and see if I can have a go. Don't hold your hopes up though Sass.

 

[larbert toffee]

Morning all. A bit philosophical today. My freezer is rammed full of Christmas goodies, the presents are all wrapped and under the tree. I'm sitting here working with the heating on, I've just made an appointment to get my nails done on Thursday. We are all in good health. There are so many people who do not have those luxuries and cannot even meet their basic needs. I am very blessed and fortunate.
I'm a shockingly bad Catholic but the bible story about the sheep and the goats has never left me. I so didn't want to be a goat ( Matthew 25 31-46 if you're interested) so I do try to give something back to those in need but, especially at this time of year, I really do count my blessings.

That was a bit depressing so here's a story that involves me Slimming World, a night out and a homeless person. I had been out on the town and was getting the last bus home from Darlington. To get to the bus stop you have to pass Burger King. Double Whopper with cheese I think. Then remember this is Saturday, Slimming World weigh in on Monday.But the devil on my shoulder really wanted a burger. So I bought one. Got outside with my burger in its bag and immediately regretted my purchase. There was a homeless person in the doorway of the next shop. I handed him my double Whopper "Here mate, have this" He looked in the bag and said "Didn't you get any chips?" FFS! No pleasing some people.

2 things Anj, next time you go to BK on the way out hand the guy a bundle of paper tell him you didn't get any chips nor did you get a 'kin whopper, ungrateful git.
Secondly no such thing as a bad Catholic, at least I keep telling myself that everytime I sin, probably hourly if I'm honest.
Youngest daughter coming home for Christmas today from uni at Ascot, looking forward to seeing her, oldest daughter and her family sitting awaiting covid results after her partner contracted it
Y'all have a good day out there and good luck if you're shopping.

 

[Barnfred 55]

Hmmmm, so when you chose the size still is too big?

Where is this conversation leading.? lol I'm almost tempted to page forward.

 

[Barnfred 55]

Screenshot the image and try upload the screenshot


Also try using attach files thingy and upload direct from phone files.
Pretty straightforward
Even I can do it

I know I'm incredibly stupid but what exactly is a screenshot. Is that not just a photo?

 

[Barnfred 55]

Pass. How do you do that?

ha ha. I've just asked exactly the same question. I'm glad I'm not the only bozo on here.

 

[Barnfred 55]

I was wondering if you would get such a choice, it all depends on the phone. I have encountered issues here before due to the large files so I either have to take a screenshot to reduce the size or email it to me and my iPhone gives me a choice to send the file on the current size or lower it to minimum size. What a pain. Sorry.

Still talking Spanish Sass