Messymascot's faith in humanity and ginger safe haven

[Armaghtoffee]

We’re only due a miserable 27C today. I’m staying indoors with aircon on max…..

There surely can’t be many houses in England with aircon

 

[Armaghtoffee]

I honestly can't be arsed. I'll walk up to the village hall and if there's no Green candidate on offer will probably spoil my card. If it's a nice day will pop into the Red Lion for a pint so I won't feel as though I've had a wasted journey.

Which party holds your constituency at the minute?

 

[kev]

I definitely think spiders are getting bigger AND faster. Recently I have also spotted ones that I have never seen before, not unusually big or anything but different colours (one was yellowish and another silvery).

Are they even from this planet?
Ziggy Stardust knew.

 

[Armaghtoffee]

Are they even from this planet?
Ziggy Stardust knew.

They probably think the same about me when I’m eyeballing them.

 

[jazzy]

Shouldn’t syringe ears as you can get infections and cause other problems. Microsuction is the best. They just suck the wax out bit by bit and keep checking using a camera, it’s far safer and more comfortable as your mum wouldn’t even notice the removal. They also normally give you a free camera check every year or eighteen months and your mum (and you) can see for herself exactly what’s in there…..

Sorry Pete , that's exactly what the consultant did. My use of lazy language

 

[jazzy]

Which bar was that

Yeah I recall my friend saying she was a barrister. Sure she said she isn't practising now though I could be making that up. I was drunk for 90% of my last visit to the Pool.

She hasn't practiced in years

 

[Barnfred 55]

I definitely think spiders are getting bigger AND faster. Recently I have also spotted ones that I have never seen before, not unusually big or anything but different colours (one was yellowish and another silvery).

Haha. They must have emigrated from Cornwall.

 

[Barnfred 55]

Which party holds your constituency at the minute?

All Tory in the Southwest apart from maybe 1 or 2. But they've all been a close 3 way split with Labour and Libdems. I suspect it will be 50/50 split Labour/Libdem post election, or close to that. Can't see Tories winning a seat tbh. Think there's been 3 bi elections down here that have gone Libdem. Maybe 2. But the cities will go Labour I think.

They're all rogues and liars IMO. The only one I trust and would sincerely vote for is Andy Burnam. He's either genuine or an incredibly good actor.

 

[Armaghtoffee]

Haha. They must have emigrated from Cornwall.

I will happily pay for their return fare.

 

[Armaghtoffee]

All Tory in the Southwest apart from maybe 1 or 2. But they've all been a close 3 way split with Labour and Libdems. I suspect it will be 50/50 split Labour/Libdem post election, or close to that. Can't see Tories winning a seat tbh. Think there's been 3 bi elections down here that have gone Libdem. Maybe 2. But the cities will go Labour I think.

They're all rogues and liars IMO. The only one I trust and would sincerely vote for is Andy Burnam. He's either genuine or an incredibly good actor.

Have actually met Burnham and I must say I liked him.

You know what, even if you are to spoil your ballot, at least you are taking part.

 

[Gwladysover]

I definitely think spiders are getting bigger AND faster. Recently I have also spotted ones that I have never seen before, not unusually big or anything but different colours (one was yellowish and another silvery).

The stuff of my nightmares, I’m terrified of the damn things.

 

[Armaghtoffee]

The stuff of my nightmares, I’m terrified of the damn things.

While not afraid of spiders I struggle to see any beauty in them. They serve a purpose yes but preferable if they could do their work discreetly at night.

 

[peteblue]

Which party holds your constituency at the minute?

It was Conservative but we still have Bridgen as an MP, who left the Tories and is now independent or whatever. II’ll be very surprised if he he gets in. My guess would be that we swap again and Labour win……..,

 

[Armaghtoffee]

It was Conservative but we still have Bridgen as an MP, who left the Tories and is now independent or whatever. II’ll be very surprised if he he gets in. My guess would be that we swap again and Labour win……..,

How bad do you think it will be for the Tory’s Pete?

 

[peteblue]

How bad do you think it will be for the Tory’s Pete?

Wipeout. Sunak is a backstabbing idiot with no political skills, supported by another idiot , Hunt, who messed up their promises in the budgets. I truly believe these two have no idea what they did when they shafted Boris. I’m in a farming Conservative area and all I hear, and bear in mind it’s mostly pub customers, is how upset they were regarding the shenanigans to get rid of Boris, and even worse to end up with a nonentity bean counter and his mate who nobody voted for as the MP’s stitched it up. ..they are toast around here and as I say it’s as conservative as it comes.,,,personally I won’t be voting and I hope they all get voted out, it’s what they themselves did and now they have to live with the consequences…….