gonetomorrow
Player Valuation: £70m
That goal against Spurs was an absolute smacker!
Mr Versatile, the new Mick Lyons.
I don’t know what that means mate, but congratulations for putting your trousers back on and immediately posting about the whole thing on GOT.
Nymzee
Player Valuation: £150m
I normally don’t even wait to put my pants on before posting.
Best to post while things are still fresh.
NilSatisOptimum
Player Valuation: £70m
Shame he is not out of contract soon. Imagine how insane he would be while looking for the extension.
Would be good to see a compilation of all his mistakes that have led to opposition goals v his goals scored.
While his finishing for his goals has been good, I’d predict his mistakes that lead to goals are a lot higher, which is why we lose most of the games he starts in.
While his finishing for his goals has been good, I’d predict his mistakes that lead to goals are a lot higher, which is why we lose most of the games he starts in.
Kevsleftpeg
Player Valuation: £8m
I know people have jokingly said stick him up front but why don't we actually stick him up front. Other players have transitioned to striker. I know he's not the most mobile but neither was Giroud.
Why does she have to wipe your backside ?
Goes from Titus Bramble to Alan Shearer in the blink of an eye...
Branthwaite back in please Sean mate.
Branthwaite back in please Sean mate.
NathDogg
Player Valuation: £50m
Facts.
Shame about the Goldfish memories on here mate, plus of course he seems like a nice lad, does his best for us and only scores worldies.
Branthwaite back in when fit.
pfim
Player Valuation: £40m
Because he's fine in the box, he's woeful anywhere else. We would never progress the ball up the pitch (even less than we do now).
Rooney_Tunes
Player Valuation: £50m
Frenk
Player Valuation: £35m
And Keano up front as a super sub.
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