minor things that make you fume

Bought a decent pair of jeans the other day. Fit perfectly when I tried them on. Take all the labels off and walk around in them for a couple of hours and they're sagging like nobody's business. I look like a skater.
 

The habit of footie supporters, but in my experience mostly RS, who prefix their allegiance by big/massive/fanatic.
As in I'm a massive Liverpool fan. Two guys on Pointless tonight prove my point.

I can't stand it when you ask someone who they support and they reply 'I'm a Liverpool season ticket holder'. Usually a plastic trying to show off what a big fan they are.
 

Just unwittingly took a swig in the dark out of a bottle i use as an ashtray. Can't say i recommend this.
When I was about 12, I came home after playing football in the street most of the morning. My throat was as dry as the proverbial. I went to the pantry and saw a half full bottle of dandelion and burdock on the shelf. I had taken three gulps before I realised that Mum had put vinegar in an old dandelion and burdock bottle.
 

Ordered 3 boxes of lateral flow tests. Funny how none of the chemists have any. Call me cynical but I suspect there'll be no problem getting them tomorrow.
 

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